Feeling Cross at Their Mars Returns?

Today, not only is Mars conjunct Algol but it's Osama bin Ladin's Mars Return. Now, this is one guy who doesn't need another Mars Return. Natally, Mars is conjunct bin Ladens' South Node at 22 Taurus and squaring Pluto at 29 Leo. He's doing in this life pretty much what he does in his last life, that's why he's so good at it, taking Daddy's money and using it to blow things up. At the end of August, transiting Saturn will be conjunct his natal Pluto and squaring his Nodes-Mars. On 911 (the 2001 one), t. Pluto was conjunct Osama's natal Saturn at 15 Sagittarius with Saturn opposing. So, if he's alive, he'll probably be crawling out from under his rock for the day. This time, t.Jupiter will be conjunct his Saturn. (I'm saying this assuming that the March 11 date is correct for bin Laden's birthdate and that he is still alive).

Not only that, but Osama's best bud, al-Zawahiri, will be having his Mars Return on Sept. 11 (I'm getting Sept. 11 date with UT time from my Solar Fire program, hope that's correct) just in time for the Solar Eclipse with the Mutable Grand Square. Al-Zawahiri's North Node is at 14 Pisces conjunct bin Ladin's stellium of Sun-Venus-Mercury in Pisces. Interesting that both men have Mutable Suns in stellia squaring their Saturns. Al-Zawahiri's Sun-Mars-Mercury at the end of Gemini squares Saturn at 26 Virgo. This I suppose explains their excellent organizational and planning skills.

Boy, you know, just as Jupiter hops into my 7th house, do I finally meet Prince Charming? Of course not. Boy...you know....I think I'm going to buy a plane ticket to New York leaving on August 28 and returning on Sept. 11. What's that last scene in Dr. StrangeLove? That'll be me.

These are the dates I have for our little Party Planners:

Osama bin Laden, b. Mar. 10, 1957, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

Ayman Muhammed Rabaie al-Zawahiri, b. June 19, 1951 Maadi, Cairo, Egypt

Eclipses (They hook right into both men's charts):

Total Lunar: Aug. 28, 2007 10:37 UT

Mars 14 Gemini opposing Jupiter 11 Sagittarius, squaring Uranus 18 Pisces, squaring Mercury 17 Virgo

Partial Solar: Sept. 11, 2007 12:31 pm UT

Mars 22 Gemini opposing Pluto 27 Sagittarius, squaring Moon 29 Virgo, squaring Uranus 17 Pisces