Spring Equinox 2012

Is it the Equinox or the Solstice? Doesn't matter. California didn't have a Winter really. It was more like menopause. The trees bloomed before the leaves fell of the trees. Wonder what the nuts and fruits will look like this year. ( Hahah, California joke.)

So, Spring, Summer, Meth, Pot. It's all the same. Neptune's in Pisces. Sun is at the beginning of the wheel looking to start up a whole new year. Action before Detox. You never know you have a problem until after you've driven your car off a cliff?

Spring Equinox
Mar. 20, 2012 1:27 am Washington, DC

Sun 1 Aries; Moon 3 Pisces; ASC 15 Sagittarius; MC 4 Libra; NN 9 Sagittarius

This Equinox is special because it features the Grand Trine of Mars 8 Virgo RX to Jupiter 11 Taurus to Pluto 10 Capricorn. This has lasted a long time because Mars is RX and moving slowly. Good News about the recession. Pluto is in the 1st house so somebody's going to tell the rest of us that they have the power to transform us. In Capricorn, though. They could become ruthlessly ruthless. Or old, decrepit and kind. Or both, which is always confusing and leads to Uranian revolts and things.

Mercury and Mars are featured in this chart because they are both Retrograde. So, whatever Retrogrades of personal planets mean to you is what this chart is all about. Merc and Mars are also in mutual reception with each other. Could be a cesspool of the past coming back to bite you. Or, finally, you get to bite back. Mars 8 Virgo Rx will be in 9th House for the Wash DC chart. This features work forces from other countries and the lawyers, religions, international relations, which make life better for them than it does for the locals. It could also affect transportation in some way, especially with the chart's Moon-Neptune in H3 as well (Neptune rules Gas and Oil).

Mercury and Mars working together rule the brain and the thinking and the cognitive processes. Whatever you were doing for the first two years of your life, this will have a subconscious impact of how you handle this solstice.equinox.global warming thing. Because that's when your Fine and Gross motor skills were developing.

Mercury is RX in Aries and in conjunction with the Sun and Uranus at the bottom of the chart. Maybe we'll find out what's at the center of the earth for once and for all. Don't stick your finger in the socket, that's all I'm saying. Electrocution could be a big deal. The conjunction of Mercury to Uranus will last an extra long time because of Mercury's Retrograde. This energy will last until April 22 when these planets will be in conjunction at 7 Aries for the last time this year. That certainly looks like earthquakes to me, but Mercury Rx might put a hold on it.

Wonder if all these Solar Flairs might actually do some damage. Anything's better than all this media overkill. And a scientist might actually perfect his prediction techniques.

Fortunately, there's a Presidential election coming up so the candidates can insult the crap out of each other and this might have a cathartic effect on the rest of us. Either way, words are going to spark. Personally, I think I might get sick watching Mitt Romney and Barack Obama verbally spar because neither one of them is capable of verbal abuse. Which might be the problem. I mean, is this election totally bogus, or what? Mitt Romney is Mormon. Mormon's spend a great deal of their lives preparing for the end of the world. They hoard supplies in their houses. What would it be like if a Mormon were to become President in 2012 which has so much doomsday prophecy stuff. The earth is going to align with the Galactic Center. Venus is going to end her freaky 8 year stint in Gemini. The Arabs might be able to get their countries back. Or they might seek revenge. Pluto in 1st house might want to sabotage and seek revenge.

Okay, so Venus and Neptune in this chart are both in the signs that they rule. That's great for doing art and shooting up. I'd advice investing in new sun tanning lotion inventions and WD-40 and KY Jelly because grease and lubricant is going to be everywhere. Things might flow, or people might be in denial about how they can't flow when everyone is so in denial. At any rate, I like Art and this is great for the Artists. Or for the plagiarists. Ew, and maybe Rick Santorum will be the one who actually wins the primaries. You know, because of what his name means and all. Sorry, had to say it, a friend posted something on Facebook which almost made me throw up. Everyone in San Francisco was "liking" it though.

Moon will be in conjunction with Neptune and Chiron in the 3d House. This means that nobody is going to be honest but everyone is going to be believable.

This chart actually shows a lot of easy going stuff. Nothing is in signs of fall or detriment. Sun and Saturn is in exhaltation. Venus and Neptune are in rulership. Mercury and Mars in mutual reception. There's a t-square between Mars and the Nodes and the Moon-Neptune. All these people in the news who are wigging out because of personal problems might be getting a little HappyHappy from big pharmaceutical, along with brain damage, of course, on account of the Mercury-Mars stuff. So moody, moody in a mutable sign way. Your neighbors aren't who you think they are, but maybe there will be something good on TV.

The Sun rules this chart from the 3d house right down at the IC. Big Media might come back. If I set the ASC correctly it is at 15 Sagittarius which seems to always bring on an Arab attack. This is important because Venus is finishing up the last part of her 8 year cycle in conjunction with the Sun and I think that will be around 14-15 Gemini. That's where the SAturn-Pluto opposition was on 911.

I forgot what the astrolocality lines were doing because I looked at the Supermoon coming up on April 6. The Uranus MC line runs right through the Bay Area for the Supermoon chart. Uranus rules Earthquakes. In the Washington DC Supermoon chart the Sun-Moon opposition between 18 Aries and 18 Libra are in Houses 8 and 2, respectively. In the California Supermoon charts this full moon is crossing the H4-10 angles. That might be earthquakey. It's earthquake season in Northern California, cardinal signy. The Hayward fault might wait until Saturn is in Scorpio, though. Uranus rules technology and crowds and freaky stuff as well, so it doesn't have to be bad. The illegals apparently have set up their own underground communication system to take over the earth. Maybe Obama will hire Jerry Brown to fill in or something. Anyway, Surprise!

The Full Moon lines, ie Sun and Moon will be passing thorugh Arizona, Utah, Idaho, Montana.

Saturn IC will move through Texas. For some reason there's always a Saturn line running through Texas. WTF.

By the time of the Supermoon, The big happy Grand Earth Trine between Mars in Virgo, Jupiter in Taurus and Pluto in Capricorn will give way to a Grand Square between Mars in Virgo, Venus in Gemini, Neptune-Chiron in Pisces and the Nodal Axis. Oooo, Stock Market go down?

There are 3 Supermoons right in a row. So, be sure to read Richard Nolle's predictions over there at Astropro.

Supermoon
April 6, 2012 3:27 pm Wash DC

Sun 18 Aries; Moon 18 Libra; ASC 28 Leo?; NN 8 Sagittarius

Hopefully Not Taking a Shower with George Clooney

Well, I've been told that jail is the best sex you'll ever have (jokingly). Hope that's not too true because actor George clooney just got arrested yesterday for picketing for us to provide aid to end warcrimes in the Sudan. I suppose that he didn't really meet the inmates because he's rich and famous and his intentions were all noble, but I sure wouldnt want to take a shower in a place like jail if I looked like George clooney.

Clooney is 50 years old so he's going through his Chiron return. Natal Chiron in his chart is in the sign of Pisces which is the sign which rules charitable deeds and compassion for worldly failings. It also rules jail which is where georage ended up. His natal Chiron is strongly placed in Clooney's chart in conjunction with his ascendant from the Pisces 12th house. It is also in conjunction with his south node which shows that an event related to this aspect might not succeed as planned due to the fact that Herod too much of this stuff in a past life. Or because this is an already developed part of his innate being which must be balanced by situations related to north node. And that's maybe a little bit of a challenge for Clooney as his natal north node is in conjunction with his natal Pluto in Virgo. This guy wants to change the world through service. But, yeah, Pluto in Virgo can always indicate interactions with the police, even if, like me, they think you're awesome.

Funny how George Clooney is a Taurus with Capricorn moon, just like Hitler. I know, I know, as a cap moon myself I have to be told that cap moons are always fascists, especially by self professed healer types. When you think about it cap moon men make really beautiful male movie stars like Johnny depo and brad Pitt and George clooney. We women just really love a guy who is structurally perfect and looks like he doesn't really want to be there.

The transiting sun in Pisces would be in Clooney's first house, so that didn't help either. I didn't look up the transits beyond the Chiron return return thing.

Astrology App for iPhone and iPad

iAstrolog is a great app for drawing up basic charts.

There were three pit bull attacks in salinas, California on Saturday morning. Take that, westminster dog show.

Seriously, very very seriously, I wanted to see if I could see anything in the charts that could show a cause. The Monterey county herald article is here: http://www.montereyherald.com/ci_20064947/pit-bull-attacks-common-animal-control-officers-say?source=most_viewed.

Hmmm. Where to start. The moon was in conjunction with Venus in Aries. perhaps that's a signature for macho dogs who are looking for companionship.

So, why were such dangerous animals roaming Loose around neighborhoods? Saturn represents restraints and restrictions. Saturn is on the last degree of libra and trining Neptune, planet of the wilderness. Neptune is angular in the first house in conjunction with the sun and Chiron. Saturn is up in the 9th house of freedom loving Sagittarius. Answer to that is...

The sun-Neptune-Chiron conjunction is just about to rise over the ascendant at 5:30 when the first pit bull attacked another pit bull. Uranus was ruling this chart, 3aries in h3.

This conjunction is in the 12th house when the 2dpit bull attacked a woman who was out walking her dog at 7:40 am. Neptune was ruling this chart. 1pisces in the 12th house.

Sun-Neptune-Chiron was in the 10th house when a pit bull attacked a chihuahua at 11:30 am. Mercury was ruling this chart. Mercury was at 21 Pisces up in the 10th house.

So that conjunction is up in the quadrant that means something which I can't ever remember. Something about being very social and doing your own thing. Yeah, sounds about right.

The Pisces energy might indicate that poisoning might be involved which made the dogs crazy. Salinas is a farming community and there may have been some spraying that settled into the drinking water.

Oppositions often describe relationship issues and the only opposition on Saturday morning was mercury in pisces opposing mars Rx in Virgo. Inner planetary balancing act. Mercury rules household pets through rulership of Virgo and mars disposits to mercury and is retrograde.

Mars in Virgo could also show that the police were extra busy that morning. And mars rules weaponry which is what these dogs are.

Sorry about capitalization problems. I'm on iPad and only people who this blogs are gang stalkers who hack and sramble everything anyway.

Slippery Slope at Google

On March 1 Google changes its privacy settings. That means that everything you do on the Internet can and will be held against you. Not really. I don't have a clue what it means, but this article at Yahoo

( http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOHy3bKYcnps%26list%3DPL6BB6A2E37A6120AA%26index%3D16%26feature%3Dplpp_video&index=16&list=PL6BB6A2E37A6120AA&feature=plpp_video&v=OHy3bKYcnps&gl=US)

tells you how to check your settings to request that your search history tracings go into pause mode.

Wonder if I got this date correct for the privacy setting changes.

Google security settings

Sun 12 Pisces; moon 15 Gemini; Scorpio rising at midnight har har; nn 10 Sagittarius

The mutable sign grand square and the Jupiter-Pluto trine in earth would be a great chart for a real estate agent who sells swampland in Utah.

The grand square has moon c. The south node in mercury and the sun in Pisces opposing mars retrograde in Virgo might give a heavy law enforcement presence. Maybe this will put a little dent in the gang stalking communications over the Internet. There's a video out on the Internet of a helicopter shaking apart due to something called ground resonance. Some guy was filming the whole thing and laughing his head off. You can only really hear the laughing in a video version put out by Russian journalists. At any rate, the helicopter was used for safety operations and I think this video is prophetic, but I have an anxiety problem.

At any rate, Saturn, the planet of safety is just barely still in libra where it is well placed. Hopefully Saturn in scorpiio in mutual reception will bring great healing advancements for the environment through science which only this signature has the power to do
and not anything else.

Forbes Article on Economic Astrologers

NCGR sent out a link to an awesome article published in Forbes Magazine about Financial Astrology called "Can Planets Affect Your Portfolio?" It's written by Kenneth Rapoza and mentions Grace Morris, Ray Merriman and Robert Gover.

Totally amazing!

I looked at the publish Date and time. Don't know if this is the actual time of publishing. Just wanted to see what was up at Midheaven.

Feb. 20, 2012 3:10 pm I used New York, NY at place

Sun 2 Pisces (H2); Moon 18 Aquarius (H1); ASC 25 Capricorn; MC 25 Libra; NN 11 Sagittarius (H11)

The Chart Ruler is Saturn (Old Established Firms). And Saturn is placed up at the top of the chart in his own house and in conjunction with the Midheaven.

Saturn-Midheaven are trining a stellium in the 2d house of Money: Neptune 1 Pisces-Sun 2 Pisces-Chiron 5 Pisces-Mercury 3 Pisces.

That's some psychic footwork in the Money House being praised by Old Established Firms.

Uranus 3 Aries and Venus 15 Aries are unaspected in the 3d House of journalism. Uranus rules the 2d House and Venus rules the Midheaven and 5th House.

Mars is Rx at 19 Virgo in the 8th House of Other people's money. He is opposing Mercury in the 2d house.

This article links to another article which was published shortly after which mostly explains what an excellent job Grace Morris did in predicting stocks in October, 2011. Article is called "Lucky Guess or Lucky Stars; How Astrologer Beat the Markets." Awe, makes me want to go to UAC. All these guys are going to be speaking. I remember hearing Ray Merriman call the Oil Stocks peak to the day at the last UAC.

Who Loves the Future, Baby? California Agriculture

February 2 wasn't just Ground Hog's Day. In California it was "Wonderful World of Agriculture Day." On February 2, Governor Jerry Brown appointed an Organic Farmer to head, get this, the Department of Pesticide Regulation.

Brian Leahy was previously the Assistant Director of the California Department of Conservation. From 2000-2004 he was Executive Director of the California Certified Organic Farmers. Now he is Head of the Department of Pesticide Regulation. Brian Leahy is an organic farmer! And he can do politics!

Neptune has just moved into its own sign of Pisces and is just a few degrees away from having an exact Neptune Return in the natal chart for California. California's Sun is in Virgo (Sept. 9, 1850) and that opposes the sign of Pisces (not an opposition, though, because degrees are too far apart). If you're a control freak a Sun-Neptune opposition can be the transit from hell. Neptune just sort of makes sure you don't know what is going on for a few years. Then you wake up and look back and say, What the Hell just happened?

So, I thought we were all just going to have to succumb to the situations which are looking pretty dire. But, there you go. Wonders never cease (especially when you've got good leadership).

Neptune also rules hypersensitivity. The Neptunians will be the first to feel the poisons. They will also be more concerned for the welfare of others. And Neptune knows how to get what it wants, but through mellow means... and that does sound like California style.

I think that the Uranus-Pluto square is also an extremely strong influence here. Both of these planets create change, usually catastrophic change. Scary change that requires heroic adaptation. Pluto works from the underground and Uranus works from the Lightening Flash. They pull and zap at the same time and our knees get a little creaky. We can't really see them coming the way we can see Saturn crap coming. We don't necessarily feel like their experiences made us stronger.

Together Uranus and Pluto can be a PTSD diagnosis 20 years down the road. But, in this case, not only are we about to go through a Neptune Return, but we are going through a Ceres Return and Ceres has been in conjunction with Uranus! (It was a close one degree orb on February 2.) Ceres rules Farming! Ceres wants to make things grow. Ceres is a Goddess and she likes getting help from Uranus and Pluto when the tomatoes begin to taste like acid and the cantaloupe tastes like wax. On February 2, Ceres was at 5 Aries in conjunction with Uranus at 1 Aries. They were squared by Pluto at (oops didn't write it down) ___ Capricorn. Oh, wherever Pluto was.

Governor Brown is an Aries. Capricorn is Governance. Uranus shocks the shit out of everyone. Wonder what Leahy's sign is, of course, but couldn't find it. When we're relaxed we can see that Uranus represents Hopes and Wishes and the Future. And this so makes me love the future.

Virgo and Cancer also rule farming. Cancer, ruler of environment and home, has been at the empty leg of that long Cardinal Sign t-square totally needing to be represented.

Mars was at 21 Virgo was facing this extra long transit through that sign. It hadn't started moving Retrograde yet. So all things that Virgo rules, like jobs, service, public health, health habits, diet, hygiene, etc. will receive the benefits of extra attention.

Virgo's ruler, Mercury, was at 23 Sagittarius in a wide conjunction with The North Node at 15 Sagittarius. The Moon at Noon on February 2 was in Gemini. We got a new way of thinking (Gemini). We're getting new rules to play by (Sagittarius).

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