I will always love you

A passenger turned an American Airlines jet into a virtual KooKoo Clock and got bumped off the flight last week. The passenger, a woman, apparently couldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs on the cross country flight from los angeles to new york. American Airlines decided to set the flight down in Kansas. There's a video of the police trying to walk her off the plane while the passengers try to film the incident with their cell phones and the stewardess tells everyone that no pictures will be allowed off the plane. Too late. Here's the article. The police in kansas manage to never crack a giggle throughout the entire affair. Maybe there aren't any geminis on the Kansas police force. Either way, they are massive professionals. There's a wizard of oz joke in here somewhere I just can't think of it right now. Anyway, this reminded me of where I had lunch today. I was at one of those buffet places which are guaranteed to give you diabetes. The lady sitting next to me was having her birthday and the employees beckoned us all to sing "Happy Birthday." And you know how tuneless that can be. I watched the birthday girl wince and suddenly realized how much worse this probably is for a Taurus. Taurus rules the voice and is known to speak and sing with sonorous sound, unlike the rest of us who were belching out the lyrics over jello cubes and cheesy potatoes and some sort of story fry I don't know I didn't try it. I think buffet food just doesn't lend itself to resonance. I tried to look up the flight to check the astrology. Hope I've got the right flight. If not, sorry. American Airlines flight 4 Depart lax May 9, 2013. 12:00 pm Scheduled to arrive JFK, ny, ny, at 8:40 pm Diverted to Kansas via the yellow brick road ( ha, put one in there , sorry) You will notice on the video that The lady is singing "I will always love you." Hey, it's a classic and it has a positive message even though it does sound a little more like heavy metal in this case. What we see here for this flight is a new moon in Taurus. O no! Omigod! It was an eclipse. Somebody call Celeste teal. The rising sign for the flight was Leo. No shit. And it disposits to the solar eclipse. No better place to feel eclipsed than Kansas. I'm only kidding, I loved Lawrence, Kansas when I was there. I was told to shut up about the election in salina. I think the really cool pig farm was in Missouri, but that's another story. This eclipse is placed up in the 9th house. Nobody likes a show tune like the good old 9th house, sadge, let me tell ya. You know the lady was drunk and working off some sort of anxiety. The eclipse is in conjunction with mercury and mars which indicates impulsive need to express ones self. Although Taurus isn't often known for going off the beam, sun-moon-mercury-mars-sn conjunctions are. The Taurus part just naturally yearbs to do a Barbara Streisand (taurus) / whitney houston (leo) thing. I mean, when you think about it, what better audience than a plane load of people? What else do all those people have to do for all those long boring hours on the airplane flight? Since the woman was a woman, Venus was the first planet I looked at in the chart. Venus rules women and taurus, and has just moved into Gemini along with Jupiter. They are both unaspected so are just off doing their own thing in the chart. 10th house gets ambitious to do something cool before the public. And then there's Saturn, planet which shows where we might tend to fall. Saturn, at the time that the flight was scheduled to take off was in Scorpio and exactly conjunct the Ic which is the bottom of the chart. Grounded. That indicates the whole thing with the fire Marshall and the stopover at the pig farm. No wait, that was Missouri, not Kansas. At any rate, this lady's taking the Lewis and Clark trail to New York, that's for sure. Haha, didn't Kristin wiig make a movie about this a couple of years ago? I think she's a Taurus, wouldn't that be a kicker?

When does saturn leave Scorpio?

Saturn leaves Scorpio at the end of December 2014. I didn't check to see what kinds of retrogrades it will make back into Scorpio in 2015. Interesting thAt in the name of medial research the army is funding synthetic telepathy research at uc irvine. And gangs are probably in on this as well as what better technology could there be for learning the passwords to all your accounts? Techlepathy, psychotronics, synthetic telepathy, silent sound. Guess you better start learning the language of the people you hate the most so you know what's on their minds. Probably everybody knows English at this point. http://geeldon.wordpress.com/2010/09/06/synthetic-telepathy-also-known-as-techlepathy-or-psychotronics/

NASA shuts down communication with mars rovers this month

Look. NASA knows astrology. They've decided to cut down communications with mars rovers curiosity and whatsitname be ause the sun is blocking the earths view of mars and et can't phone home no matter what. NASA even knows that this happens approximately every two years. Mars is in his own sign right now. That's Aries. You've just got to let Aries run off and do his own thing for a while. Maybe this is why. Maybe it's only an earthlings point of view of mars. http://news.yahoo.com/mars-missions-scaled-back-april-because-sun-082753363.html

Bette Davis' Eyes

Humming along with the 70s on the radio these days and heard the song "bette davis eyes." Began to wonder whether bette davis chart would sync with rod Stewart's chart. That's because I thought that rod Stewart was singing the song. He wasn't. Kim carnes was. Maybe I'm not the best person for this job it on well here goes. Bette Davis Apr. 5, 1908. 9:00pm. Lowell junction, ma. Astrotheme Sun 16 Aries, moon 17 Gemini, Asc 19 Scorpio, mc 1 Virgo, nn 9 cancer Kim carnes July 20, 1945. 10:14 am. Pasadena, ca Sun 28 cancer, moon 6 Sagittarius, Asc 21 Virgo, mc 20 Gemini, nn 10 cancer What rules the eyes? In astrology, the answer gets confusing. Often it is thought that one eye is ruled by the sun and the other is ruled by the moon. In women, as we have here with these two charts, the moon rules the right eye and the sun rules the left eye. At least I hope that's how it goes. I think here the moon stands out. These women shared their nodal returns within a degree in the sign of cancer which is ruled by the moon. They also share a mars return at the end of Taurus. Kim carnes recorded the song in 1974 which was her progressed lunar return, secondary. That emphasizes her lumar projection for that year at least. Her sec. Prog. Venus and north node were also in conjunction in cancer and in conjunction with bette davis natal Saturn. This happens in carnes natal 10thvhouse. That gives some career success for both. The song was written by two women which lends to the female energy of the moon. I haven't looked up their charts. It's interesting how bette davis is described in the lyrics as looking like a spy. Davis had a Scorpio rising. Her cancer nn was in scorpios house 8 and in conjunction with Neptune, planet of de emotion. Probably also connected with the windows to the soul imagery which is often connected with the eyes. The ascendant and midheaven is what you're known for and how people perceive you. Neither woman had a lunar Asc or midheaven, but the midheaven in their composite charts is 26 cancer. As for rod Stewart. I guess other people think he sang the song as well. Happens he was a Capricorn born the same year as Carnes and also has cancer north node. I know him best from his butt because my roommate in college had a picture of him and it tightly packed into 1970s hiphuggers hanging over her bed. Anyway, the confusion with Kim carnes and bette davis eyes also makes sense since Stewart's natal nn at 19 cancer is in conjunction with his midheaven at 22 cancer. Rod Stewart B. jan. 10, 1945, 1:17 am forgot to write down place, astrotheme Sun 20 Capricorn, moon29 Scorpio, Asc 17 libra, mc 22 cancer, nn 19 cancer So I guess the connector point between the charts and the eyes is the moon here. Quite the hairy set of eyeballs n that woman. She was a brilliant actress.

Drawings linking feelings and emotions in people

A fascinating set of drawings. Hopefully I'll remember to add the description in. I found this on pinterest. These are combined drawings of what people draw when they are asked to explain where in the body they feel these emotions. I am struck by how much the dark areas match the parts of the body which are ruled by the emotions described. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e4nzdpR61qhu16ao1_1280.jpg Anger, ruled mostly by mars in astrology. The drawing is darkest in the head (mars) and hands (mercury, Gemini). Also dark in heart (sun) and genitals (Pluto). Interesting not much felt in legs, Jupiter, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces. Joy, ruled strongest in head and heart. Mars, Venus (Taurus), sun Love, felt in whole body. All the signs at once. Fear, stomach (moon,mercury, Virgo, maybe also libra, Venus). Also head mars, Venus (Taurus) Sadness, head mars, Taurus, Venus, shoulders, Taurus, heart, sun, stomach, moon, mercury, Virgo. Whole body.

Spring equinox 2013

A little late here. Read robert wilkinsons forecast for the spring equinox over at Aquarius papers. Really interesting review of how the sun at previous spring equinoxes has been in square with Pluto for the past few years and how that has subsided. Or, as we often see with both the sun and Pluto, they are finally manifesting. Chart for how the u.s. will handle this energy which kicks off the astrological wheel. Spring equinox March 20, 2013. Washington, D.C. Sun 1 Aries, h1, moon 8 cancer, h4, Asc 25 Pisces, mc 27 Sagittarius, nn 20 Scorpio Rx Looks like a real trigger happy chart with 1st house stellium of Venus 28 Pisces- sun 1aries-mars7 Aries-Uranus 8 Aries in the first house squaring moon 8 cancer in the 4th house. Mars and moon are in their own signs. So, what baby wants baby gets. Venus is in her opposite sign and both her houses are empty. So impulse control is not really in style right now. People are very grabby. Interesting that real estate is back. The stock market has broken record highs. Venus rules the 2 house and she's in conjunction with both the 1st house sun and the ascendant so people are starting out this season with more cash than usual. Ruler of the chart is Neptune which, like mars and moon, is in his own sign and also in his own house. He is in conjunction with mercury which rules the Virgo descendant. So, civil rights is maybe going to get some attention. There may be progress in that regard as this conjunction is involved in a grand water trine with moon in cancer and Saturn in Scorpio h8. Water is receiving a lot of attention this year as all the mercury retrogrades are in water signs. This could indicate heavy emotions, heightened psychic abilities, going with the flow or stagnating in the pond. Or getting flushed out with the tides. Grand trines bring luck, hopefully. Will be interesting to see if this affects the drought and flooding situations. Don't expect anyone to tell you the truth about anything. Artists may finally get some mojo. About time. Looks like a lot of espionage and sabotage. Don't use public wifi. Read the book by Robert Duncan called soul catcher to see what the government is maybe up to. Then turn everything off. Crowd control. This chart has a pretty difficult tsquare. H1 mars-Uranus is squaring moon opposite Pluto h10 in Capricorn. That shows some serious startitis. Lots of energy if people are able to control their impulses and think about the other guy. This is also violent. Saturn is in Scorpio in the 8th house so he's pretty ruthless this year. That's house of death, murder, other people's money. Everything that happens with regards to government could be behind the scenes. Jupiter rules the midheaven and he's placed in the 3 house. So media, religion, p ublishing, law, education could provide some opportunities. If you're a spy the government is probably hiring. Oh, this chart has a significant yod pattern. H3 Jupiter in Gemini is apex to a sextile between Saturn in Scorpio h8 and Pluto in Capricorn h 10. This is an aspect which requires social skills, conformity, professionalism.

Who Makes Bad Decisions During A Witch Hunt?

The judges of the Salem With Trials.

Based on fits which were had by young girls.  Can't find their birthdates except for the the cancer suns, both on the accusers side and the accused side.  That figures.

Background planets.  Pluto was in cancer.  Neptune was in Pisces.  Uranus was in Gemini.  Saturn was in Sagittarius.  Jupiter in Taurus-Gemini.

The judges.

Chief magistrate lt. Gov. William stroughton.
B. sept. 30, 1631, England.

Sun in libra, moon in Sagittarius.  Mercury 27 libra.  Saturn in Scorpio.
Libra rules the judicial system and here's proof that justice is blind

Jonathan corwin.
B. nov. 14, 1640, salem, mass

Sun in Scorpio, moon in Scorpio or Sagittarius.  Mercury 21 Scorpio, Saturn in Aquarius?

Scorpios are so psychic.  They know things, not.

Bartholomew gedney.
Born June 14, 1640, salem , mass

A curious Gemini sun.  Moon in Aries or Taurus.  Mercury 5 Gemini,  Saturn 1 Pisces, r

John Hawthorne.
Born August 5 1641. Salem

Sun in Leo.  Moon in cancer or Leo.  Mercury 8 Virgo.  Saturn 12 Pisces.

John Richards.
Born aug.4? 1644. Salem, mass

Sun in Leo.

Nathaniel saltonstall
Born ip switch, mass 1639

No date.  Harvard educated.

Peter sergeant,
No date

Samuel Sewell,
Born mar. 28, 1652. Bishops toke, England

Sun in Aries. Moon in Scorpio. Mercury Pisces. Saturn in cancer. First on call was the minister. Rev. Samuel parris. No birth date b. 1653 London, England. He apologized afterward. Religious leaders get to apologize at least. The rev. Called in the doctor. There was a conjunction of mars Rx 13 Gemini to Uranus Rx 3 Gemini squaring Neptune 16 Pisces on the day the first girl had her fit. An MRI scan would have greatly helped. But instead the view got foggy the way it always does when Neptune is in Pisces. Right? We all know that, don't we? The doctors name was William Griggs. He labelled the victims as witches. We can now label him as a mother fucker. Unfortunately. History repeats itself because there's a mother fucker born every minute.

Worst Beauty Trends

Ran across a charming article titled  '15 Worst Beauty trends Over Time" by Violet Owens
at a website called www.youbeauty.com.

I'm hardly the one entitled to comment about what is and isn't a good trend and what is and isn't fashion. But, in honor of my clothes horse mother the Sun-Venus Sadge who had impeccable good taste and in honor of all those boring hours where I sat watching her put together outfits I am going to devote this post to her.  Myself, I am slob, hear me roar.  With the Gemini Rising and the Aquarius MC I sort of can't really pull together much of a look except for those themed parties with the word "weird" in them.

Venus, of course, represents beauty.  Through Taurus rulership she rules sensuality, materialism, attachment to possessions.  Through Libra she represents Harmony and Love.  So Venus is definitely our Girl to look at here.

Jupiter also represents trends.  Fashion is a major outlet for women to express their opinions.  Besides, Jupiter takes about a year to pass through a sign which is just enough time to seek, hunt, adore and toss out all new ideas.  Jupiter also tends to have good taste because it will compete for what is best.  I say that because my Mother was a Sagittarian and she had good taste.

Either way, fashion trends do seem to often change on a yearly basis. I remember when Jupiter was in Pisces (feet) and all the knitters were obsessed with making socks.  Jupiter rolled into Aries (head) and People were having major hat crazies.  Jupiter moved into Taurus (neck) and huge cowls became the craze.  There usually is some sort of connection it seems. Right now Jupiter's in Gemini.  Arms and Hands.  Sleeves and mittens?  I just bought a sweater with really amazing lace forearms. It's as if the new trend is a great way for people to bond and see what kinds of new ideas can be created.

The planet I think as most representing the trends is Uranus. This is because a long time ago I took a class on Stock Market trading and the teacher said a good investment policy is to remember that "The Trend is Your Friend."  And at the time I thought, wow, Uranus.  Get it?  Trend. Friend.  Trend.  Friend.

Uranus is connected with futuristic thinking and equality among people and lots of good things that espouse fine design. Or at least designs that will fly right out of the stores after being hung up on the rack. Uranus likes to create new circulatory systems. 

But, this article is about when the ugly becomes popular, sort of time warp clogs in the fashion industry, and we are stuck 5 years down the road looking at old photos and wondering wtf and how many people have a copy of this photo?

The article mentions that Beauty is often connected with Hair, Skin, Eyes.  That leaves out Tits, Legs and Ass which are the traditional indicators of beauty.  It also means that the writer is probably pretty young and unaware of the Shoulder Pads of the 80s because she doesn't mention them.  They ought to be a Taurus thing but are maybe connected to the Saturn-Pluto conjunction in Libra and the women's lib thing and the thing where there was a shortage of talented fashion designers due to the AIDS thing.  I remember all the large women in the financial district running to the office from the bus, dolled up like linebackers.  It was San Francisco so maybe they weren't really women, come to think of it.  That was the era when everyone would wear running shoes until they got to the office so they really were running.  And the suits were all jewel tones so they were highly visible. How the West was really won.  And scary?  Yes ma'am.  (An in joke with
my gang stalkers there, you don't have to get it.).  Either way, it was a compensation for not being able to ever have anonymous sex again ever.

Hair, Skin and Eyes.  This means that a lot of the fashion gaffes noticed by this writer are in the areas ruled by Saturn.  Hair and Skin is ruled by Saturn. Saturn is a weird contributor to design.  He sort of rules it in a way because his affinity with structure and building and rhythm is essential for all good design.  Problem is, he's doudy and conformist and likes tried and true. He's repressed and worried about what the neighbors will say.  Or he's chagrined.Capricorns always look nice.  They have to.  Michelle Obama is a Capricorn and she's rockin the trends so see how much I know. But she is currently married to the President of the United States and is living in the White House so one can see the Capricorn influence in there.

Also, Hair, when it's big, is ruled by Sun.  Jupiter likes Big.  Eyes are ruled by Sun and Moon.  Sun rules the right eye in a man, left in a woman.  Moon rules the Left Eye, in a man, right in a woman.Rulership of the eyes is always too confusing to think about.  They are the windows to the soul and who knows what rules that?  (Neptune?)

After looking at the bad fashion trends listed in the article it does seem as if bad fashion trends seem somehow associated with Saturn.  Especially when Saturn touches another slow moving transit during a particular year.  Saturn rules solid structure so is related to the design process.  Bad fashion trends do seem to look like Saturn trying to have a lot of fun, or trying to get along with the rest of the planets who are running around all out of control.  Sort of like the weird animal that my Iliad teacher said he saw while on Safari in Africa.  One of his fellow hunters said that its parts were so lopsided and out of proportion that it could have only been birthed by a committee.

Both Saturn and Uranus are associated with 7 year cycles.  Saturn squares itself every seven years and Uranus changes signs approximately every 7 years.  So maybe super bad trends take seven years to get over.  I know fashion came back when the Gays did.

Astrologically, It appears that sometimes Venus will show what will be popular in two ways.  In a year when she is traveling slowly one can sometimes see a fashion influence in the sign that Venus retrogrades in.  Or, in the years when Venus is traveling quickly and doesn't Retrograde, the trends will often be shown through the signs which she passes through twice during the year. 

Okay, article says bad fashion trends and years they are most associated with:

1953: Serious Tans, skin is Saturn.  Color is for darkness, warmth, health

Sun - sunbathing

Saturn - skin

mars - burning

Saturn was passing over the Libra-Scorpio cusp. Saturn c. Neptune in Libra, Saturn square Uranus in Cancer,, Neptune in Libra sextile Pluto Leo, Chiron Capricorn, NN Aquarius-Capricorn.  None of this makes sense to me.  Just looks like a Pluto in Leo thing overall.  Power in the Sun...  Obviously people were feeling okay with running around without their clothes on at the beach so this could be a Lightheared Uranus thing.  Or with the Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Libra maybe they were dealing with feelings of depression by getting out into the Sun.  Since we're looking for the way this is a bad fashion trend this indicates an overcompensation thing, so maybe depression is the reason.

Venus was Rx in Spring over the Taurus-Aries cusp, , wide conjunction of Venus to Mars in Leo in September.  So Venus having contact with Fire Signs and planets might show a desire for warmth.


1960: Beehive, hair style, high above the head. 

Hair:  Saturn.
High:  Maybe Saturnian, 10th house thing, especially working against gravity, Maybe Neptunian higher chakra thing.

Jupiter was moving over Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp in conjunction with Saturn in Capricorn. Jupiter exaggerates whatever it touches and it's moving over the signs which indicate the tippy top of the wheel.

Uranus was at the end of Leo which makes sense for a new and unusual and innovative big hair trend that requires much help from others in order to achieve.

Venus had no retrogrades in 1960 and was in the signs of Aquarius and Capricorn twice. So Venus was in conjunction with Jupiter and Saturn in Capricorn twice that year which gives a lot of credence to what I said about Jupiter.  Again. Aquarius and Capricorn repeat the stuff already said.


1965: False Eyelashes, This is currently the trend as well so must be a Saturn-Uranus-Pluto square thing.  Stop people from looking you in the eyes by placing weird shit all around the edges.  No windows to the soul here, just lots of fur around the edges.

1965 year started with grand earth trine between Jupiter-Sun-Pluto.  That sounds like a lot of fun.  Everyone was feeling Groovy. Sun rules right eye, so maybe it was always the eyelash from the left eye which fell into the martini glass.

Mars Rx in Virgo over Uranus-Pluto conjunction in Virgo. That shows a revolutionary influence, technology involved.  Craftsmanship needed for precision placement of glue otherwise the drop into the proverbial other end of the pole, Neptunian martini.

No Venus Rx that year so Venus moving fast through signs. Was in Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius twice during that year. Venus conjunct Mars in Sagittarius in October. Yes, this year was Groovy, Baby.


1972. Blue eyeshadow. What is she talking about?  This was only a bad trend in old women.  And trust me I have a story to tell in this regard, but won't.

Eyes:  Sun and Moon.

Color:  Jupiter-Neptune rules versions of blue, there was a conjunction of Jupiter-Neptune in Sagittarius

Venus Rx in Cancer conjunct Mars.Cancer is water.  Watery eyes. The psychologists were all starting to tell all the men to cry at that point.  Everyone so sensitive (and social drinking was on the verge of becoming epidemic alcoholism).


1974 The Mullet.

hair styles:  Saturn.  Leo.

Article calls the Mullet:  "Business in the front, party in the back" Saturn in Cancer square Pluto in Libra, designed by a committee

Year starts with a Venus-Jupiter conjunction in Aquarius. Venus Rx in Aquarius back to Capricorn so the Venus-Jupiter thing lasted a long time.  Funny how this hair style was so popular with Rock Stars and Truckers.  And later on Bulimics, for totally practical reasons.


1983. Big Hair, have to look for Leo.  What's wrong with big hair?  Well, anything having to do with Leo is probably too much too soon and too full of ones big fun self.

Venus Rx from Virgo back to Leo.  Some sort of stuckedness on big hair.

Saturn passing over Libra-Scorpio cusp same as 1953 Big Tan. This was just after the Saturn-Pluto conjunction in Libra. Is Libra a co-ruler of hair?

Jupiter conjunct Uranus in Sagittarius indicates larger than life.  Those two working together?  Oh yeah, that's when blow dryers came in.  That's when the screeners at the airport had to check to learn how to discern a gun from a hair blower.  Im looking for Jupiter-Uranus connections...

Pluto moves into Scorpio at the end of the year so gaining personal power has something to do with it.


The Perm- ca. 1983. More big hair.

Technology brings less maintenance. Uranus in Sagittarius like ready to wear and low maintenance.

Venus Rx Virgo to Leo.  Still looking for personal beauty through the hair thing. 


Crimped Hair ca. 1985,

Venus Rx in Aries.  Using a heating implement.  Aries indicates head.  Aries should be piercings or something.

Jupiter in Aquarius, Uranus in Sagittarius. Looking for new toys to make new looks with.

Saturn in Scorpio until November, moves into Sagittarius.  Enough with the hair trends already, Exhausted end of sign stuff.


Over plucked eyebrows, ca 1992.

No Venus Rx, Venus in Capricorn twice so in conjunction with Uranus-Neptune conjunction in Capricorn twice. Controlled look.

or Jupiter in Virgo shows compulsive plucking.

Or Pluto in Scorpio also indicates compulsive needs as well.


Super Matte makeup, skin (Saturn, Capricorn). 1993.

Venus Rx in Aries square Uranus conjunction Neptune in Capricorn.

 Jupiter in Libra, Saturn in Aquarius.

All I can think is that nothing was in water signs which indicates the look is dry. 


Dark Lip Liner/ with Light Lipstick. 1999.

Pluto in Sagittarius showing influence from other cultures.

Venus Rx in Virgo-Leo. This seems to come up a lot in years where there's a bad fashion trend.

Jupiter conjunct Saturn in Taurus, sensuality?


Sun in, blond streaks in hair. 2000.  Hair, Saturn/Capricorn.  Sun/Leo. 

no Venus Rx. Venus in Capricorn-Aquarius twice that year conjunct Uranus-Neptune in Aquarius.

Jupiter c. Saturn in Taurus.

I don't even remember this one, the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction was in my 12th house.


Hair extensions, technology Aquarius, introduced by African American popular, made popular by Aquarius Paris Hilton.  Didn't write down the year.  Looks like a Jupiter-Uranus thing but didn't look it up.

Spray Tans 2009.  Saturn and Sun and Mars.

Venus Rx in Aries.  Trying to look for an alternative to melanoma at this point.  Looking hot without the heat.  Or I guess many women looked orange and streaked.

Jupiter in Aquarius c. Neptune in Aquarius suggests Aerosols.

Saturn in Virgo, makes one want to go to a salon to do it.

Uranus in Pisces, poisonous technologies.

Pluto moves into Capricorn. Power through skin color


Vajazzling 2010,  Okay, nobody actually did this did they?  It's where that actress whats her name went on the TV talk show and told everyone she did it but maybe that was all an act.  The tattoo thing started back in the 80s didn't it?  But tattoos aren't on the list, but they will be once all these guys skin begin to sag. 

We're looking for private parts.  That's the Pluto.

Pluto in Capricorn, adorning the power center. Top o the heap. bad sex.

Okay, here it is:  Venus Rx in Scorpio conjunct Mars in Scorpio. Jupiter in Pisces. Saturn in Libra. Uranus in Pisces, Neptune in Aquarius.

 Hit the publish button already.