Ooo Barracuda!!!

(Warning, this is brazen immature sarcastic gibberish in the way that good advice and honest insights always are).

This is just a coincidence, of course, but I swear to God the last week I've been hearing that old song from the 70s playing on muzac in stores everywhere. Then it turns out to be the old High School nickname for the new VP Candidate on the Republican Ticket.

"You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
Youd have me down down down on my knees
Now wouldn't you barracuda?"

Ooohhhhh, Barracooodah!"

Then it turns out that the new VP Candidate happens to have a Pregnant Teenage Daughter and she's from a town called Juneau. Same name, different spelling of last year's Comedy about a hip teenage girl who doesn't have an Abortion.

One thing you can say about Sarah Palin (well, everything's being said about her right now so I guess one more thing doesn't make a difference), she's hooked into the Trends. She's born under the sign of Trends -- Aquarius. Depending on her birth time she may even be a Double Aquarius. Aquarians are Mavericks so it's no wonder this is the reason why she was picked for this job.

And the Barracuda Part? She's born with Sun both in conjunction with and parallel to Mars and Saturn. That give one a Killer Jawbone. This conjunction is squaring Neptune, Lord of the Oceans, in Scorpio, Depths of the Sea, in her chart. Actually I seem to remember that Barracuda have abnormally large jaws, hard to remember, they were fished out of existence off the California Shores by the time I was born. Who cares about that anymore? Certainly not Sarah Palin who calls in Helicopters to shoot down wolves and advocates drilling for Oil. Palin is not into Environmentalism. Global Warming? A Pole Shift? Hey, Alaska can only benefit from both of those things. It's cold up there and, as it stands now, the Sun either never Rises nor Sets.

Anyway, the thing about the Pregnant Daughter which we're all supposed to ignore is that she is only 17 and she is now going to marry her boyfriend. This is a huge mistake. The divorce rates on such marriages are through the roof. The Republicans say they like straight talk but for some reason they're not talking straight here. And Mommy's already under investigation for firing an ex-brother-in-law during some Divorce proceedings as it is ... Doesn't this boyfriend have his own set of parents who care about his welfare? What's the matter with these people?

Weirdness of weirdness, Mommy wants to ban Sex Education in the schools. I suppose if kids don't have children to tie them down by Age 18 they'll most certainly leave the State.

Kind of weird how at the Convention last night people were screaming and holding up signs that read "Drill Now!" Gawd, the Republicans are just so full of innuendo these days.

Tell your kids to wait.

Then there's a problem with the new baby in the family. It's a mistake is to give birth to a baby with Down's Syndrome and then run for Vice President of the United States, especially on a platform that promotes Family Values. The baby is how old? Shouldn't Palin's answer have automatically been, "No, I can't leave my children right now, they need me." Okay, okay, so she's not a Soccer Mom, she just looks like one, and the media ran with it....

This blog shouldn't be written, of course. We all now know that the family's personal problems are nobody's business but their own. Bad bad bloggers. Bad media. Mean, so mean. But Mommy is being investigated for mixing personal power, family problems and other people's jobs. That's called a morally corrupt character. And she has barely ever been out of the State of Alaska. It's almost as if the Republicans decided to compete with Obama's lack of experience (which is their biggest criticism of him) by finding someone with even less experience.

Hey, this is straight talk. And I know it's crazy talk too. These are really crazy times. And unfortunately things can always get worse. And I'm very very afraid of that.