Washed in The Blood of the Lamb

The really cool thing about our Judicial System, in theory, is that true Justice is ultimately delivered along with Mercy. Black and White thinking and personal opinions shouldn't factor in in a humane society. This is a gift that was created and handed down to us by the Greeks.

Now I'm going to apply that high Wisdom to today's most hysterical Media event. The G-8 meeting in Germany is pondering how to handle Global Warming and all I can think about is Paris Hilton crying and handcuffed in the back of the police car. I don't even want to talk about Paris. I would really like to talk about the Judge who has just had her thrown back into jail, Michael T. Sauer. He's sentenced her 45 days for a misdemeanor. Wow. I just haven't been able to find his birth data. He was born in 1937 so this gives him a Sagittarius North Node. Sagittarius rules Opinions and the North Node rules Destiny. Sauer has fulfilled his destiny of giving his opinions about Paris Hilton, that's for sure. I guess his Church gave him a standing ovation for the long sentence. Churches are ruled by Sagittarius.

Paris has Sagittarius Rising so maybe Sauer's Nodal Axis lays "so to speak" across her Relationship Axis. He's a pretty ugly guy and ugly men really have a thing about bimbos. That's an Everest that they know they'll never Mount so they have to conquer it with some kind of loser power trip. He actually had the nerve to say that Paris was making a mockery of the Judicial System. He should look at what he's doing to the Judicial System.

Justice itself is a Libra thing. That whole spiel about being able to see controversy from both sides at once, that's Libra. Paris has this sign on her Midheaven so this is what she's known for in the world. She has 3 planets in Libra: Jupiter and Saturn are conjunct at 11 Libra in the 9th house (Lawyers, Opinions) and Pluto is at 25 Rx Libra in the 10th house (Government). She also has Lilith and Juno at 6 and 9 Scorpio respectively in the 10th house which could account for some of the negative female vibes that she is known for. But, mostly these planets are easily placed. Maybe that's why she didn't take her whole case seriously. I mean, it seems like she and her friends have been competing to see how many DUI's they could get all together.

Jail is ruled by the 12th house and Neptune. Sagittarius rules both Paris' 12th and 1st houses (boy, everything goes straight to her liver, that's for sure) . Ruler of the house, Jupiter, is transiting through that house. Usually they say that this is a very protective influence. At this point, though, Jupiter is opposite the Sun and squaring her natal Mars in Pisces (Jail) and transiting North Node. That's one shitty Grand Square. Pluto, the planet of the Underworld & Crises is conjunct Hilton's Sagg Ascendant and Neptune (Jail). That's Noel Tyl's "wipe-out" for ya. Nobody wants to be in Paris' shoes right now. Well, maybe not the ones she wearing in the jail, I'm sure the ones in her closet at home are worth a couple days of jail time for most of us. One final thing, her Mars in Pisces is inconjunct Paris' Moon-NN in Leo. That's intensely emotional. Transiting Mars is right on her Aries IC opposite Saturn in Libra.

And then there's Paris' Venus which I actually think is more responsible for her troubles than anything. She's got it in Aquarius conjunct the South Node opposing the Moon-NN. So, that's great for an Heiress to the Hospitality business. But, maybe not so hot for a selfish rich girl princess. She needs to learn how to care for others as much as she cares about where she gets her nails done. Venus-SN is where she needs to move away from, Moon-NN is where she needs to move towards in life. Transiting Chiron and Neptune (Jail) are conjunct her Venus-SN in her 2d house. And T. Saturn is conjunct her Moon-NN. That's a very depressing aspect emotionally. But, also, might turn out well business wise for her.

T. Chiron is also squaring her natal Chiron in her 5th house (X out Fun) and her natal Uranus. So the situation is weird with unexpected events and outcomes. She is literally being persecuted for being a spoiled pretty vacuous rich girl by the Judicial System which shouldn't itself with such things. Judge Sauer is going to turn her into Shirley Temple come Hell or High Water by making humiliating the crap out of her.

I was using the astrotheme chart for Paris. I hope it was correct. I just realized that I didn't talk about her Sun at all. One really can't spend much energy talking about ego with t.Pluto on n. Neptune-ASC anyway.

Paris Hilton
b. Feb. 17, 1981 3am, New York, NY

Sun 29 Aquarius; ASC 23 Sagittarius; Moon 10 Leo; MC 15 Libra; NN 10 Leo.