As If The Moon Were Made of Cheese...

Pluto moves into Capricorn in 2008. What's it mean? Pluto in Sagg upset the Catholic Church. Pervs got exposed and Saggy celebs got caught out in public without their underpants. Well, that's awful but you ain't seen nothing yet. Pluto's gonna show us once again what Cardinal Signs can do. (((((((Freak out))))))). NASA is gonna start us out with a fireworks exhibition by blowing a hole the size of Britney Spears' estate in the Moon. Is this where those spent Nuclear Fuel Rods are going?

Yesterday's San Jose Mercury News carried a story on its front page about how NASA plans to bomb the Moon in January, 2009. The LCROSS Moon Bomb will take off in October, 2008, orbit the earth for 86 days (Jules Verne?) and then the LCROSS Rocket will separate from the LCROSS Orbiter thingee. And then within 7 hours...BLAMMO. (I don't have exact dates.) The Rocket is the size of two SUVs and the hole it will dig will be the size of a tennis court but 16 feet down. It will kick up a plume of debris 30 miles high. NASA hopes there will be Ice in the Plume.

Is this the cure for Global Warming? I hope they do it on the side of the Moon that we don't have to look at. Doesn't France usually step in and complain when the U.S. starts doing really dumb things?

The Astrology is very, very interesting because this coincides with Pluto's entrance into Capricorn, the sign that opposes Cancer which is ruled by the Moon. Little did I know that when I looked at that t-square between Saturn-Uranus-Pluto coming up in 2010 and thought, wow, the empty leg is Cancer. We're going to be missing the Cancer element. Little did I know we were just going to blow the smithereens out of the Moon. No more phases for the Moon. After Jan, 2008 it will have a permanent Crescent Shape.

And so, the reason? They're looking for Water and Ice. The paper said they're looking for water, the scientist said they're looking for Ice. Since the world is melting all its Ice, I'm going to go with the Scientist. Gawd, look what my TV Dinner addiction has done.