The Fountain of Pluto in Sagittarius

Something funny about the Pluto in Sagittarius transit. Seems an awful big emphasis on maintaining one's youthful glow. Plastic surgeries, anti-oxidants, bikini wax, butt lifts, boob plumps, you name it. Someone just told me there's no excuse to have a wrinkle anymore. And there actually is a geneticist at UCSF who can make a worm live 6X as long just by messing around with its genes (http://www.ucsf.edu/neurosc/faculty/neuro_kenyon.html).

Curiouser and Curiouser, I had to do a quick Wiki search on Ponce de Leon's voyage to discover the "Fountain of Youth." Turns out, he landed in Florida on April 2, 1513. Pluto was at 26 Sagittarius!!!! We're having a Pluto Return for long lost Fountains of Youth even as we speak! But, alas, alack, the Galactic Center lipo-suctioned our delusions away (the Galactic Center moves a little so maybe it wasn't exact back then).

Likewise, Neptune was at 16 Aquarius! But difficult transit from Saturn back then too, a square from Scorpio!

Okay, okay, it wasn't that bad. The day Ponce de Leon landed there was a big conjunction of Sun-Jupiter-Uranus in Aries and a conjunction of Venus and Mars in Taurus. Talk about wishing on a Star! They must have hacked through some serious Kudzu looking for that Eternal Spring.

What's that phrase, "There's a Sucker born every minute?" That must have been coined during a Pluto in Gemini transit, opposite sign.