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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Drunkest Driver Ever

34-year old Stanley Kobierowski was so drunk last night that he crashed into a message board on the highway in Providence, Rhode Island. Yeah, Stanley was drunk and he was driving and he got caught. And that's not even what this story is about. Stanley Kobierowski was so drunk he now has the Distinction of having the Highest Blood Alcohol level ever recorded in the State of Rhode Island. He logged in at 6 times the legal amount for driving. At .491 percent Blood Alcohol the alcohol in Stan's blood was only .008 percent away from being a Lethal Dose. And he got up out of the car and started walking toward the kindly Police Officers who pulled over to help him. If only that damn sign hadn't gotten in his way.

Well, for one, Rhode Island is a very small state. Those guys obviously can't hold their booze. According to www.drugrecognition.com/Alco.htm, the highest Blood Alcohol of a live person ever recorded was .74 percent. The Idiot lived to tell about that one and Stanley will walk away from this one, this time at any rate. Anything above .4 percent Blood Alcohol is considered comatose. Any behavior below that percentage is how I act every day.

Would the Event chart for Stanley's arrest show this amazing situation? Sure it does, in hindsight, at any rate.

According to an unreliable source on the Internet I found time of arrest at 12:00 am, July 22, 2008, Providence, Rhode Island. That doesn't sound right. It must have been later. What's Last Call in Rhode Island?

We'll look at it anyway and Thar she blows. The Pisces Moon was conjunct the 12th House cusp and Uranus. That's Blood, Alcohol & Jail time all wrapped up into one pretty little package. They oppose Mars and Saturn in Virgo on the 6th House cusp. That's the cops. As I said, Stanley with a near fatal Blood Alcohol level got up out of the car to, I don't know, say Hello, explain his way out of the ticket, take a leak...

But that's not all. Neptune (addiction), Chiron (wounding) and the North Node (Signage) are all still in conjunction and unaspected (by Ptolomaic aspect, there's an inconjunct between Chiron and Mercury).

Mercury does rule Cars and Highways. Mercury was in the Water Sign of Cancer just right at the bottom of the Chart. Any time after 12:00 am would have put Mercury in the 3d House. Best he got off the road before then. And, as Luck would have it, Jupiter the planet of Luck was right at the top of the Chart at the Capricorn Midheaven. Jupiter is Luck and Capricorn is Time. And when it's not your Time, it's just not your Time. And also if Stanley was born in 1974 he might have Jupiter in Pisces natally which might have been conjunct the Moon-Uranus conjunction in the 12th House. That's highly unlikely but they say that Jupiter in the 12th House is like having an Angel on your shoulder.

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