Chaos Theory

The Teaching Company is constantly sending out advertising brochures for its Brilliant College Lectures. Each brochure is basically a magazine about Brilliant College Topics. The snippets that are quoted from each class make it almost impossible for a Gemini Riser not to buy the damn tapes. This sentence describes the Chaos Theory for an entire 24 lecture class about nothing but said Theory.

Chaos Theory:

"The study of the behavior of sensitive systems over time."

Describes trying to read an astrological chart. Or, at least, this is my take on reading charts, the psych people think they can actually change the systems. In my opinion that works for people to whom nothing ever happens and who can say for honest to God sure that God exists and prefers their religion over all the other religions of the world. My only advice for most of life's problems is "Duck and Cover and find a Scorpio to crack jokes about it all with, they can tolerate anything."