Comet Approaching Earth Ass Backwards

If the Economic Stimulus Plan weren't enough of a worry, there's a Comet flying towards Earth that's holding its tail in its lap. I don't think that needs an Astrological Interpretation about how much the Stock Market looks like it hit an Iceberg. Oh yeah, the Iceberg's have all melted...

Most planets circle the Sun in a Counter Clockwise Direction but Lulin the Amazing Comet flies Clockwise. Through some sort of Optical Illusion, Lulin seems to be flying with its Tail in front instead of in back. It was discovered by a Chinese teenager two years ago and is said to still have gases that most comets don't have because it has never been close enough to the Sun in order to burn them off. This is one Dork of a Comet. Reminds me of me.

Link to article about Lulin is here:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/17/national/a115108S14.DTL&type=science

Lulin will be 38M miles from Earth on Monday at 10:43 EST (February 23, 2009). That's as close at it will get and then it will haul its sorry Ass off elsewhere.
There will be 5 planets plus the North Node and Chiron in Aquarius. The Moon will be within 11 degrees of conjunction with the Sun. Things just can't get any weirder.

Sun 6 Pisces; Moon 26 Aquarius; ASC 7 Scorpio; MC 14 Leo; NN 10 Aquarius