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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Guantanamo Bay Prisoners - What AreTheir Signs?

A former Guantanamo Bay prisoner blew himself up today, July 24, 2007. His name was Abdullah Mehsud. Although a known Taliban member fighting for Al Quaida he was released from Guantanamo in 2004 for undisclosed reasons. The U.S. Dept. of Whatsitsname has published a list of prisoners held at Guantanamo which includes about half of the prisoners' birthdays. Mehsud's name is not on the list along with some other former prisoners (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Guantanamo_Bay_detainees_missing_from_the_official_list). So, can't really look at Mehsud's chart. He was 33. Lost a leg in Sept. 1996. Personality described as daredevil, risk taker, could survive tough conditions. May You Find Peace, Mr. Mehsud.

Here's a list of the prisoners who were held at Gitmo from Jan. 2002 through May 15, 2006. It's totally bogus information but I'm totally nuts so I tallied the Sun Signs for all available dates anyway. http://www.defenselink.mil/news/May2006/d20060515%20List.pdf. I can't vouch for the accuracy as about half are given birthdays on January 1 kind of like how the veterinarian gives that date to your cat if your cat came from the shelter. If I'm ever detained (and the freaky way things are going I probably will be) I've already decided to give the Sun Sign of my least favorite sign just for revenge on future astrology buffs. Or I guess I could just say nothing and The Government will chock me off as a Capricorn... Get it? Capricorn = Government? HaHa, just a little astro humor about a completely grim subject, I know.

Here's my Tally of who gets caught and held. Water Signs really jammin up the jail led by Scorpios. Terrorism makes total sense. But, aren't Scorpios supposed to be sneaky and never get caught? Capricorns and Aquarians are also pretty bad. As a matter of fact, the Wheel after Libra really likes to fight with just Cancers gunning away in the first half. Aries has the lowest numbers. Isn't that interesting since Aries is ruled by the War God? Those early signs just don't get smoked up for religious fervor or war. That's good to know. Kind of weird how many Cancers and Scorpios we have running the war from the U.S. side, huh? Colin Powell is an Aries and he quit.

Aries: 22
Taurus: 29
Gemini: 24
Cancer: 31
Leo: 26
Virgo: 25
Libra: 23
Scorpio: 39
Sagittarius: 29
Capricorn: 31
Aquarius: 33
Pisces: 34

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