Posh Spice at the DMV

I tried to ignore this one, I really did, but the video of Posh Spice asking for a re-do of her DMV photo was just too good. I don't even know what day she went in so I'm not sure of the transits, the placement of the Moon is so important for avoiding bloat and extra water retention...

Victoria Beckham
b. Apr. 17, 1975 Hertfordshire, England

Sun in Aries, Moon either in Gemini or Cancer (Noontime chart); North Node wherever it is.

The Lady at the DMV is the one who deserves the Emmy. The conversation goes something like this:

"Oh my hair looks a bit flat. Could we possibly do it over?"
"This is the DMV. We can't ... uh ..." (Shaking head)
"No Retouch?"
"No."

Neptune, of course rules Photography. And the DMV, that's probably ruled by Mars and Saturn. The Saturn-Neptune opposition is being kind to Posh as it's trining her Sun-Mercury-Chiron conjunction at the end of Aries. Venus was still within conjunction of Saturn last week so I'll bet the Photo looks just fine. The transiting Nodes are within orb of conjunction with her natal Mars in Pisces.

It looks like possibly Posh was having a Lunar Return if she got her license late last week. The Moon is great for zany publicity stunts as it will draw in the public, like me, who otherwise are kind of really annoyed.

What strikes me about Posh's chart is that she has every exciting opposition a girl could possibly want. Well, maybe not in opposition because that's a little too exciting for some of us... But lookee here: Venus opposite Neptune and Jupiter opposite Pluto. These two oppositions are bound together in a Mystic Rectangle combining the feminine allure of Venus-Neptune with the success of Jupiter-Pluto. Jupiter is accessorizing her Neptune in Sagittarius right now setting off the entire ensemble. She's also got Sun-Mercury in Aries opposite Uranus at 1 Scorpio so she might get bored with all the L.A. fluff or L.A. may not understand what the Hell that is coming out of her mouth -- words? complete sentences? ideas? NOOOOOOO, not in tinsel town. Two of the oppositions are also involved in t-squares. I don't want to get into it now, just keep Posh posh.