Bummin Me Out

Today President Bush signed a Bill stating that the U.S. can no longer torture its war prisoners through humiliation and denigration. By interesting coincidence, President Bush is going to have a routine Colonoscopy tomorrow at Camp David in Maryland tomorrow. For what I'm sure at this point is a total feeling of relief for him he will be signing official power over to Dick Cheney while he is put under anesthesia for the roughly 2 1/2 hour exam. How much damage do you think Dick Cheney can get done in 2 1/2 hours? Kind of like giving a toddler a bat.

Bush will be going through a Lunar Return in his 3d house so it's a great day for Mooning the Doctor, so to speak.

The 3d House of Logic. Hmmm, that's the House that rules the Ability to Think Straight. Natally he has Neptune(escape)-Chiron(wound)-Moon(insanity)-and Jupiter(extreme opinions) in that House and in that order so, trust me, he's going to making good use of those drugs. You can definitely see Birdies under that aspect. Think "Black Helicopters, George. All the Black Helicopters you ever wanted." Unfortunately for Good American Citizens, Bush has a Lunar Return 13 times a year, and drugs or no, we're subjected to the Moon raking over his Neptune-Chiron-Moon-Jupiter brand of Logic that many times a year.

Transiting Neptune (anesthesia) in the 7th House will be opposing Natal Venus (vanity) and being squared by transiting Mars (probe) at the same time. Yup, the Doctor's gonna be a Republican.

The transiting South Node is conjunct his natal Mars in Virgo (digestive tract). Huh, well, I wish him the best. The way the Bush Administration handles Openness with the American People we won't have to worry our empty little brains over the outcome either way.

Here's more reading material on the subject:

http://www.barrycrimmins.com/index.php?page=stories&category=02--CrimQuips&display=153