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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Heather Locklear's Terrible Transits

Melrose Place Actress Heather Locklear has checked into a Hospital to seek help with Depression and Anxiety. I looked at her chart and I wonder if anyone in the World has a chart undergoing worse transits. Locklear's Sun and ALL OF THE ANGLES OF HER CHART are at the first degrees Cardinal and so are being hammered by both Pluto and her Secondary Progressed Moon. That's the Depression Influence. Hope her Doctor isn't a woman with the Pluto-Moon-Capricorn aspect, that's all I can say. Saturn in Virgo is also just passing out of Inconjunct Aspect to her Aries Ascendant. That's the Anxiety Influence.

Heather, you just need to go live on a Desert Island for a few more months but your hyped up Libra Sun-Leo North Node is too people personney.

Heather Locklear

b. Sept. 25, 1961 5:40 pm Los Angeles, CA


Sun 3 Libra; ASC 3 Aries; Moon 25 Aries; MC 2 Capricorn; NN 27 Leo


When you look at what Pluto's been up to, you see that this means that Locklear was battered for 5 months by the brutal Mars-Pluto opposition at the end of last year, beginning of this year. And currently she is being hammered by the Sun-Venus opposition to Pluto. This is right on her MC/IC axis which affects Career. Why doesn't she go hang out with Angelina Jolie in her Chateau in France? Don't these guys all hang out together? Oh yeah, I already said she should stay away from women and Angelina is, well, let's say she's Denise Richards with 5 boobs.

****I guess I should have said she should hang out with Jen.*****

In addition to this, Locklear's Nodal Axis is getting hammered. That means that her feelings about her Life Direction are going through drastic changes.

I don't want to say Mid-Life Crisis here. But: Mid-Life Crisis.

Locklear has been going through the confusing Nodal Opposition Aspect. This means that Neptune and Chiron are both conjunct her South Node right now. Neptune rules Institutions and Chiron rules Wounds. Her publicist says that she needs to have her meds figured out. I don't know what's really wrong with her but people going through Neptune transits generally are so sensitive to stimuli of any kind I doubt the Doctors will be able to figure her out. And drugs may not be the answer right now.

If she can change and transform along with this transit she'll be ok. The Neptune transit could take her acting to a more interesting level. She's so beautiful, hopefully she's got enough confidence to transform her career/homelife and life direction into a new, exciting venture.

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN2438243820080624

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