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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Summer Solstice 2011

Summer Solstice for Washington DC and the U.S. looks a bit ominous. The Sun is conjunct the Midheaven within a degree. High Noon at Okay Corral? Sun is finishing off the empty leg of the Saturn-Uranus-Pluto t-square which are all on the angles. We should really be taxing those gang members for all that pot they grow in the ticky tacky stucco houses. They could get the country through at this point.

Summer Solstice
June 21, 2011, 1:21 pm EDT Washington, DC

Sun 1 Cancer; Moon 11 Pisces; ASC 3 Libra; MC 3 Cancer; NN 24 Sagittarius

So, Repeat after me:

I hate White People.
I hate White People.
I hate White People.

That's all you need to say in order to make it through the Summer alive. I'd like to say that we can return to our regularly scheduled programming in the Fall, but it looks like change is a coming on. It's friendly fire if you're the one behind the gun and after this mess is over you may be the only one alive. I think we're calling all this "Collateral Damage" because that's a big phrase that's really in right now. Pluto's in Capricorn and really can't be bother with sensitivity training right now. Gemini and Sagittarius, signs that rule the Media and Publishing are intercepted in each other's houses and the media's balls are clipped at this point. The Lawyers are telling everyone to keep their mouths shut.

Give us another story about Weiner's Weiner and I swear I'm gonna gun all the Satelitte dishes down.

Uranus conjunct Lilith on the Descendant. Technology, gangs, inventors, collective unconscious.

Saturn is in the 1st house. If you meet a new person, immediately blame him for something. Be the first to draw blood here or you lose. Or just dress real pretty and sit in the corner sipping a Vodka Tonic. Saturn is supposedly happy in the sign of Libra so play that game, whatever it is. Saturn will handle the responsibility but will suffer from depression because of it. Complain about your responsibilities. That's a tactic that will work this Summer.

Pluto at the IC. That sucks for housing. For those who can plan big it's the buying opportunity of a lifetime. Hope you like to do demo. That's the swamp that is created from having to put up with Saturn in the 1st house.

Sun is at the top shining over the whole mess so at least we're gonna see some action. What we've got here is Sun/MC opposing Pluto/IC. There's a real power struggle going on between public/private.

Saturn opposing Uranus gives a sophisticated syncopated rhythm. That's why nobody bought Lady Gaga's album. We need something that's more interesting right now. Gaga's an Aries, that's hot. We need something cool and refreshing. An earthquake perhaps?

Rulers of the ASC/DESC are Venus and Mars and they are both in Gemini intercepted in the 9th house. Religion, Publishing, Lawyering, Media, International Affairs, Hypocrisy, Fun. It's all there.

Jupiter is hanging out at 4 Taurus in the 8th House. Wonder what that means. More of the 9th House energy. Expansion. Putting a Bull on Steroids in the house of the Stock Market. Market can't go up any higher. They keep saying that we're heading for a huge crisis. Eck, Jupiter represents International Affairs. The Banks will become the Mafia. The Insurance companies will be matter of fact about cutting the cords, especially with pragmatic Saturn in H1. Well, perhaps Jupiter will have require a discussion about what's wrong with that before anything really comes of it.

In the astrolocality chart, the Uranus DESC and Pluto IC lines run through the East Coast, practically right smack dab on New York and Montreal. Isn't all the Uranus/Pluto energy supposed to center on California? The Mars MC line runs through Phoenix. It seems that about a quarter of Arizona has already burned down this past spring so don't know what that could entail.

Oh yeah, Neptune and Chiron in Pisces and the Moon in that sign as well. They are trining the Sun/MC in Cancer. The new seed will come from having compassion for others, the way it always does. Fake humility and pretend your gentle. And watch your back, these types are total weasles when they want your stuff.



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