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Monday, June 06, 2011

Weiner's Weiner

Well, at least this Congressman from New York has lived up to his name.

Anthony Weiner has admitted that he lied about sending a photo of his bulging underpants to a strange woman online. I sort of wonder. Is this going to stay in the Google archives forever and ever? I mean, knowing the way that things go in life, the entire Google archives will be wiped out in an online War with China over who gets to stay on the planet once Global Warming decides that only 1000 can people can remain on earth. All will be lost from what was the United States of America except for Congressman Weiner's bulge.

Only a Virgo could get away with this. Maybe his bulge isn't all that ... threatening?

Anthony Weiner
Sept. 4, 1964 Brooklyn, NY

Sun 13 Virgo; Moon Leo or Virgo; NN 29 Gemini

Has a "tight conjunction" of Sun 13 Virgo to Pluto 14 Virgo-Mercury 8 Virgo Rx-Uranus 11 Virgo. Let's face it. Virgo would rather just watch. Why do I get the feeling that porno is what really built the internet?

Natal Saturn is at 1 Pisces Rx. His biggest lessons in life come through photography. These planetary placements never really make sense until real life kicks in. If only Dad had provided stronger leadership during those vulnerable years while Mom was changing his ...

o lookee,

Mars is in Cancer at 24 degree conjunct Venus 27 Cancer and sextiles Jupiter 26 Taurus. Explains the diaper fetish. Should have been an astronaut.

Google is already censoring so much of what it keeps online. Why don't they just admit to that? I mean. What's the bigger lie here? I mean, this guy grew up in the Shadow of AIDS. This is how the Pluto in Virgo's get their rocks off. It's better than HIV, isn't it?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if natal moon is early Virgo and being opposed by transiting Neptune (the scandal itself and the lies he told to keep it from the public).

oh, well. to paraphrase Jenny Sanford's sister, Mark said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail when what he was really doing was chasing Argentinian tail. He managed to last till the end of his term, so maybe Weiner will survive, too.


8:13 PM  
Blogger Out The Comet's Ass said...

Hi Kaylin, nice to hear from you. It sure does seem as if Weiner's Moon would be afflicted by some outer planet biggee. He's been Mooning everyone on the Internet apparently. Hahah. A double Virgo would like using technology for, whatever... I think that so many people out there are probably doing this kind of thing that it might not hurt him very much. I remember some article which discussed how the employees at the Federal Reserve, or some other big financial institution were watching porn during the financial crisis. CAn't remember the details.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even more pics out this morning and get this--taken in the congressional gym. Now he's gone. Done. Finito.

It's ovah. They're never lettin' him back in the gym.

Member-ship cancelled.

One comic noted AW is in all this trouble and didn't even get any actual sex. So maybe one manifest of Pluto in Virgo is Virtual Sex? Funny as it sounds, the guy's been phoning it in--literally.

Also, one psych doctor on tv pointed out that AW's primary fascination seems to be with his own body and that the women are only important because he needs them to look at his pics. It doesn't matter who "they" are, which is why he doesn't care that they're strangers.

So maybe natal moon is in Leo after all.

Leo Rising?

I'm sorry. My bad.

But seriously, there does seem to be an exhibitionist element. This guy takes a lot of pictures of himself. He also has a kind of "out there, in your face" personality, even when he's fully dressed. Maybe that Mars/Venus in Cancer is near a chart angle or in an angular house. He and a few of the women talked about him being in "cape and tights", maybe he sees himself as some sort of Studly Crusader?

Neptune's gotta be involved. Scandals, lies, even film, all ruled by Neptune. I haven't looked at his chart--his natal Neptune's probably in Scorpio, right? But then there would have to be a connection to one of the personal planets--lots of people were born with Neptune in Scorpio and aren't obsessed with taking suggestive pics of themselves.

I should probably stop bein' lazy and just look at the chart, huh?


8:59 AM  
Blogger Out The Comet's Ass said...

Haha, thanks for the funny comment, kaylin. I think the entire pluto in Virgo generation is really into porn. Probably the Neptune in scorpios are the worst. Pluto in virgos are much more insecure that Pluto in leos. Had to adapt the wild antics of their predecessors to the aids epidemic, etc.

It looks like this guy's ass is grass. Yeah, maybe you're right about Leo moon and exhibitionism. He's46. That means that whatever's squaring his sun probably is involved. Seems like he's struggling with being married. Mostly he's just a pervert.

10:19 AM  

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