Hot Dog Eating Contest

Okay, this is a No-Brainer Astrology Question. If you're going to enter a Competition to see who can eat the most Hot Dogs in an Hour, which transit would you rather be going through? Saturn Return? Or Jupiter Return? Correct answer to follow.

Today in Coney Island, New York Joey Chestnut, from San Jose, California, beat out 6-time Champion from Japan, Takeru Kobayashi, by consuming 66 Hot Dogs in 12 minutes. Kobayashi, 29, is going through his Saturn Return right now and lost his Championship (alas, Saturn is in Leo) to Chestnut, 23. Chestnut is going through his Jupiter Return in Sagittarius. Kobayashi has recently been plagued by Saturnian ailments which could have affected his performance; he has had a Wisdom Tooth extracted and has had to see a Chiropractor for a Sore Jaw. He did, however, beat his old records by scarfing 63 hot dogs. The competition was simply too stiff. Is that Saturn talking or what? Time to move on to bigger challenges in life perhaps.

New Winner, Chestnut, has something like a Bundle shaped chart bounded by Moon and Neptune in a compulsive Quintile aspect so when he does something he does it all at once. Moon = Food and Consumption and Neptune dissolves boundaries so he can set his sights high with regards to how much. That food just vanished into his stomach. He's not even fat. Neptune is at 29 Sagittarius also raising the limit bar as the Jupiterian influence offers even bigger waistline expansion. After he finished he said he could easily eat another (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070704/ap_on_fe_st/weiner_wars_8). The veins were also bulging out the sides of his forehead. Transiting Pluto and his Progressed Sun are conjunct his natal Neptune right now which is simply Intense. Well, he might want to have his liver enzymes checked from time to time to see if it can keep up with his extreme level of optimism.

Neither guy has planets in Earth. Maybe that's the key. Here are their birth dates complements of Wikipedia:

Takeru Kobayashi
b. Mar. 15, 1978 Nagano, Japan

Joey Chestnut
b. Nov. 25, 1983 Vallejo, CA