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Saturday, August 13, 2011

CNN Reporter Don Lemon Pushed By Big Blonds

This is a butthole of a story. CNN Reporter Don Lemon was nagging Tea Party Lady Michelle Bachman as she was trying to leave the Iowa State Fair. Bachman's husband Marcus shoved Lemon so hard he fell back into a golf cart and people spilled drinks. Bachman's body guards look to be two bleached blond women in perfect little black dresses.

What a show.

Thing is, Don Lemon is a great reporter because he gives the time of the ordeal on his video. He says that Bachman was supposed to show up at 5:00 pm in order to speak for 20 minutes but she was late and showed up at 5:30 pm and spoke for only a couple of minutes. Lemon could have used that time to go pet the cows or check out the blue ribbon quilts but instead got all hot and bothered and now has a bump on his head.

Here's a link to the article with the video:


Here's the data for the event chart as close as I can tell:

August 12, 2011 5:32 pm Des Moines, Iowa State Fair

Sun 20 Leo; Moon 10 Aquarius; ASC 3 Capricorn; MC 28 Libra; NN 21 Sagittarius Rx

This event chart is absolutely nasty.

Pluto, planet of murder, is opposing Mars, planet of murder, right now from Capricorn (pushy) to Cancer (public) and it was layered right over the ASC/DESC just around the time of the incident. Lemon could have died or at least the cameraman could have snapped some footage. God damned Mercury Retrograde.

Capricorn indicates that Bachman was trying to stick to her schedule.

I'm pretty stoked about the Angelina Jolie body guards to be honest. I wonder if they were carrying guns. Certainly looks like they might not need them. I think they might carry poison blow darts in their 10 inch spike heels. Bachman has a t-square and possibly grand square that includes Venus-Saturn-Pluto and Moon so her inner feminine doesn't exactly f#ck around.

The Sun right now is conjunct Venus in Leo which might explain the women with the extremely blond hair. Leo is all shiny and stuff.

Lemon's progressed Venus is currently at 10 Pisces one degree away from conjunction with his natal Sun in Pisces. He's just going to be getting in touch with his inner feminine right now. That's a rough one with all the election coverage coming up.

Lemon has Sun, Saturn, Chiron, Mars, and Mercury in Pisces which is the sign of the victim. It is opposing an exact conjunction of Pluto-Uranus in Virgo, also the victim. He may not have been asking his questions as kindly as he thinks he was. Or maybe he actually pushed back in order to avoid stepping in some kind of 4-H doo doo as often happens at County Fairs. You're not in Kansas anymore, Don. You're in Iowa.

Bachman is an Aries. It looks like she wasn't directly involved and was just trying to work her way through the maddening crowd of Tea Party Supporters and Journalists who hate them.

Don Lemon

b. Mar. 1, 1966 Baton Rouge, LA

Sun 11 Pisces; Moon Gemini or Cancer; NN 30 Taurus Rx

MIchelle Bachman

b. Apr. 6, 1956 Waterloo, Iowa

Sun 17 Aries; Moon Aquarius or Pisces; NN 10 Sagittarius


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