A Nation of Gatherers

The U.S. Government is concerned about the loss of interest in Hunting. There's a huge loss in revenue from handing out hunting licenses. They say it's due to urban- and suburban- ization. And lack of money and time (what?!!!). Hunting used to be a family tradition where the Fathers would take the Sons out for a day of shoot-em-up. Now what with Soccer Moms and Starbucks on every street corner as far as the eye can see our society has gone to seed. It's illegal to shoot Starbucks employees but Dick Cheney hit a bull's eye while aiming at his lawyer's head. It's obviously just the Pluto in Libra generation freaking out about having to kill the poor little Bambi's. What the Hell are they doing over in Iraq anyway? Get them out of there.

Here's the article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070902/ap_on_re_us/fewer_hunters.