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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Hey Baby, What's Your Sign? Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!

When a Turkey "Gobbles" it means that he's horny and wants to have Sex. As a matter of fact, the Boy Birds start gobbling at 5 in the morning just like the Human Boys.

According to the article linked below Wild Turkeys' hormones go crazy the minute the ice begins to melt in February. They run around flailing feathers and doing the deed, springtime delight. The females generally get pregnant at the first pass but they have Sex multiple times anyway. What else is there to do until the daffodils sprout?

Mom lays the eggs and sits on them for 6 weeks. Then, 24 hours after the eggs hatch she's out of there. Sitting there for 6 weeks, no TV, nothing, that's Dedication. She just needs to get up and run around. The kids can fend for themselves.

That makes me wonder: What Sign are the Turkeys?

Turns out most Wild Turkeys are born between May 20 and June 10. That means that almost all Wild Turkeys are Geminis. That certainly explains their verbosity and widely quoted Mating calls.

So, when your weird Uncle Al walks up to you today and pinches your ass and says Gobble, Gobble, Gobble laughing his chipped, yellow teeth off .... the blood just drains out of my face thinking about it.

Link to article: http://www.wildturkeyzone.com/wildturkey/species3.htm.

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