HAARP

Hey, I heard that the North Pole is completely underwater right now. That means that Santa Claus truly is a figment of the Department Stores' imaginations. Even a 3-year old isn't going to believe this story any more.

I sort of feel like this melting thing is so out of my hands. If mankind had anything to do with any of this then we figured it out too late. I think that what with the Pluto in Leos being in power right now and with their ability to lead without showing any real brains and with the Pluto in Virgos following on along looking at all the trees in the forest in high def, but without a clue where the path leads to we don't really have anyway to get out of this hell anyway.

So, it's time to turn to conspiracy theories. Why not? Some good old Neptunian/Plutonian I-told-you-so stories. I picked up an issue of this month's NEXUS magazine, always a great source for looking at conspiracy theories. People send in all kinds of Letters to the editor, sometimes they add their names to the letters, sometimes not. The editor seems to print them all. The letters always include all kinds of official looking dates and so I got sucked in.

So I looked up the conspiracy theory mentioned in the Letters about HAARP, the big Star Wars thingee up in Alaska. An Australian who says he works with Radio Waves said he's been picking up on some HAARP stuff that looks wrong. I believe anything an Australian says, don't know why. They just have such great astrologers down there.

HAARP was built by the U.S. Government to match what the Russian Government was doing over in a town called Visilsursk in Nizhny Novgorod in Russia. Man, all those town names right out of Tolstoy. I'm confused already.

The Russians built their BigUn in 1981. That's some good old Saturn-Pluto in Libra conjunction paranoia. It was still the Cold War.

The Americans built our BigUn, or at least opened it up for action in 1993 up in Gakona, Alaska. 1993 is after the Cold War. That's suspicious. 1993 indicates some good old Saturn-Uranus-Neptune in Capricorn conjunction stuff. They keep telling us this is for studying the Weather. I don't know anything about the Ionosphere so I have to just trust that it rules the Weather.

Wikipedia says it does this:

The ionosphere is the uppermost part of the atmosphere, distinguished because it is ionized by solar radiation. It plays an important part in atmospheric electricity and forms the inner edge of the magnetosphere. It has practical importance because, among other functions, it influences radio propagation to distant places on the Earth.

So, we're just trying to radio in some good weather and send it on over to the Russians. I don't believe it for a second.

Anyways the Russians called theirs "Sura". The Russians don't fuck around with the Weather story either but then again they built theirs during a realistic Saturn-Pluto conjunction.

We Cowboys and Cowgirls are calling ours "HAARP." We had to shut ours down because the Russians were saying we weren't playing fair.

Although HAARP stands for "High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program" and is supposed to screw around with the radio waves up in the Ionosphere, we were actually hammering Low Frequency Vibes into the ground. That's a literal take on "As Above, So Below" if I've ever heard it. It was probably knocking the Russians all whacky. I know I was running around talking to shrinks during that time and saying that it felt like my head was falling off, etc. due to low frequency sounds.

So, back to the Letters to the Editors of NEXUS magazine. Some guy down in Australia who didn't sign his name, (that's okay, I'm signing my name here as "Comet's Ass" so I won't be critical) said that he was the Director at WARO in Chittering WA. WARO reads "Western Australian Radio Observatory." This guy said that HAARP was pounding odd looking square wave pulses into the ground and he could record it from 180 degrees away on the Globe. The dates extend from Nov. 26, 2006 to Dec. 4, 2006. Sagittarius just loves a bass beat, I'm tellin ya.

On Nov. 26 there was an inner planet conjunction of Sun to Mars-Jupiter-Venus. There was a big outer planet contraption of Saturn in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius and trining Pluto in Sagittarius. Pluto was right on the Galactic Center. The Moon was in Aquarius and at some point during the day would have been on Neptune and so involved with the Saturn-Neptune-Pluto thing.

The North Node was at 22 Pisces Rx so it would have been heading in its backwards motion towards the Aries Point. This and the Pluto at the Galactic center thing shows some kind of desperate action to try to fix something on earth, seems to me.

The square wave frequency thingee stopped on the Full Moon on Dec. 4. The Moon-Sun opposition was squaring Uranus.

I think that Vladimir Putin was getting a little miffed. I don't blame him. What I have noticed is that the Polar Bears suddenly went into rapid decline. If you remember my post about them you will remember that most Polar Bears are born during December. They've been running around looking really cruddy in the National Geographic pictures ever since. I have regular crying fits over this. I have Sagittarius on the Descendant after all.

So, no Polar Bears, No Santa Claus, No North Pole. It's just high tech radio heads blasting them off the North Pole? Supposedly these Ionosphere Research thingees create a lot of heat. The Scientists involved probably aren't even worried about their jobs right now.

Because I would have to learn how to use Google Earth in order to figure out where these two spots are I don't have a clue how they relate to each other on the map. Suppose if you're dealing with ionospheric warfare you don't have to worry too much about that. Both installations seem to have been built on spots where two rivers meet. Maybe they really are trying to keep the poles from shifting...either that or they are responsible for messing the poles up.

Either way, I think it's interesting that everyone is going after the Radio Waves druing Saturn-Neptune-Pluto types of transits. Shouldn't they just have waited for a big unaspected Uranus situation? Anyways, this summer, Jupiter will hit Uranus on the Aries Point. What a fun zone.

I just want the Polar Bears to come back. And the Salmon. And the Bees.

From Wikipedia, the definition of Ionosphere:

"The ionosphere is the uppermost part of the atmosphere, distinguished because it is ionized by solar radiation. It plays an important part in atmospheric electricity and forms the inner edge of the magnetosphere. It has practical importance because, among other functions, it influences radio propagation to distant places on the Earth."