Twins Turn Into Crabs

How to know when your Gemini Sun has progressed into Cancer? You become anorexic because you can't get used to the fluid retention. It's difficult to get out of bed because people are so insensitive. And you wear Mu-Mus and dark glasses even though you haven't even made it to your Saturn Return yet.

The Ashley Twins.

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