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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Hopefully Not Taking a Shower with George Clooney

Well, I've been told that jail is the best sex you'll ever have (jokingly). Hope that's not too true because actor George clooney just got arrested yesterday for picketing for us to provide aid to end warcrimes in the Sudan. I suppose that he didn't really meet the inmates because he's rich and famous and his intentions were all noble, but I sure wouldnt want to take a shower in a place like jail if I looked like George clooney.

Clooney is 50 years old so he's going through his Chiron return. Natal Chiron in his chart is in the sign of Pisces which is the sign which rules charitable deeds and compassion for worldly failings. It also rules jail which is where georage ended up. His natal Chiron is strongly placed in Clooney's chart in conjunction with his ascendant from the Pisces 12th house. It is also in conjunction with his south node which shows that an event related to this aspect might not succeed as planned due to the fact that Herod too much of this stuff in a past life. Or because this is an already developed part of his innate being which must be balanced by situations related to north node. And that's maybe a little bit of a challenge for Clooney as his natal north node is in conjunction with his natal Pluto in Virgo. This guy wants to change the world through service. But, yeah, Pluto in Virgo can always indicate interactions with the police, even if, like me, they think you're awesome.

Funny how George Clooney is a Taurus with Capricorn moon, just like Hitler. I know, I know, as a cap moon myself I have to be told that cap moons are always fascists, especially by self professed healer types. When you think about it cap moon men make really beautiful male movie stars like Johnny depo and brad Pitt and George clooney. We women just really love a guy who is structurally perfect and looks like he doesn't really want to be there.

The transiting sun in Pisces would be in Clooney's first house, so that didn't help either. I didn't look up the transits beyond the Chiron return return thing.

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