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Friday, July 30, 2010

Return Missions From Outer Space

Earthling Space Agencies have brought back materials to earth from Outer Space. We now have Rocks from the Moon, Ice and Crap from the tail of a comet and God only knows what from an Asteroid. There was a 4th source of Outer Space Materials, but, sorry, I can't remember what it was.

I thought I'd list the missions here in order to have it for later. It seems that one ought to be able to look at these charts in order to try to understand if there would be consequences for Earthlings from bringing these rocks, particles, atoms back down to earth. I have no doubt that the aliens are already here. But, then again, I always thought that maybe my parents were aliens (Aquarius MC).

From the Moon:

Apollo 11 (plus succeeding missions)

July 16, 1969 13:32 UTC (9:32 am) LT Kennedy Space Center, Cape Canaveral, Florida

Sun 24 Cancer; Moon 16 Leo; ASC 1 Virgo; MC 29 Taurus; NN 25 Pisces (SN conjunct Pluto 23 Virgo-Jupiter 1 Libra-Uranus 1 Libra)

Lunar Landing
July 20, 1969 20:17:40 UTC Sea of Tranquility, Moon

Return to Earth
July 24, 1969 16:50:35 UTC South of Johnston Atoll, Pacific Ocean

Sun 2 Leo; Moon 30 Scorpio; ASC 4 Sagittarius; MC 30 Virgo; NN 24 Pisces
Pluto-Jupiter-Uranus now conjunct the Midheaven

Stardust Mission, Comet's Ass (or Tail) (This is the one that I got name of blog from):

7 year journey to "Wild 2"

Launch: Feb. 7, 1999 21:04:15 (UTC) (9:04 pm LT) Kennedy Space Center, Cape Canaveral, FL

Sun 19 Aquarius; Moon 15 Virgo; ASC 29 Virgo; MC 29 Gemini; NN 23 Leo

Return to Earth:
Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006 2:12 am LT (Bonneville Salt Flats, Utah near Army Dugway Proving Ground

Sun 26 Capricorn; Moon 6 Leo; ASC 10 Scorpio; MC 18 Leo; NN 9 Aries

(entered earth's atmosphere slightly before 2am PST (10 GMT)

Hayabusa Explorer ("Falcon"), Asteroid

Launch: May 9, 2003 4:29:25 UTC Space Center in Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan

reached Asteroid: mid Sept. 2005

Return to Earth:
June 13, 2010 13:51 UT earth atmosphere

Parachute landing Lands Woomera, Australia (Near Adelaide)

Capsule retrieved:
June 14, 2010 7:08 UTC

Sun 23 Gemini; Moon 2 Cancer; ASC maybe 21 Libra; NN 13 Capricorn Rx

Grand Square on mostly Cardinal Axis.

Moon at Aries Point, opposing Pluto, moving fast 14 deg, 14 minutes
Jupiter 1 Aries conjunct Uranus 1 Aries opposing Saturn 28 Virgo


Monday, July 12, 2010

Paul the Octopus

According to an anonymous donor on Answers.com, Paul the Octopus was born in January, 2008 in Weymouth England. Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_%28octopus%29.

This matches what I heard on the radio in an interview with Paul's person who said that Paul is 2 1/2 years old. That's very old for an octopus, and Paul is now said to be exhausted and going into retirement. Considering that Paul probably has his share of planets in Capricorn, the sign of the old goat, I think it's great that Paul became famous for sharing his great wisdoms at such an old age.

So I had heard a long time ago that Octopi are the most sensitive creatures on earth. This is proof. Paul predicted World Cup wins with 100 percent accuracy this year. 7 for 7. Where can one find that kind of talent among the human set? No where. That's where. I almost got sick watching some idiot reporter on CNN cracking jokes about eating Paul. She was throwing a dead Octopus around and making sushi chef jokes.

Paul would have been born during a Jupiter-Pluto conjunction over the cusp of Sagittarius and Capricorn. Pluto changed signs during January, 2008, which is a very significant occurance as well because Pluto's orbit is so long and transit so slow. If Paul were born towards the end of the month Paul would have Pluto at 1 Capricorn opposing a Mars Retrograde in Gemini. Gemini rules the arms and Mars rules the Head so it's pretty interesting that an octopus who is all arms and head with this aspect becomes famous. That certainly assures Paul a moment of fame in his life. Perhaps this is a break through moment in inter-species communications and respect although from what I saw from the CNN reporter maybe not.

I think that Beethoven had both Jupiter and Pluto in Capricorn and I can certainly see that this is a combination that bestows great genius. Add the Mars and I guess we get someone with good aim, whether physically or psychically, I doubt the Stars care.

Of course, it wouldn't hurt to add a Uranus-Neptune mutual reception to one's astrological composite for great psychic abilities. Paul probably reincarnates at the drop of a hat.

Mercury was in Capricorn-Aquarius during January. Venus was in Sagittarius and Capricorn during that month. There was a total Lunar Eclipse the next month in February.

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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Pluto and UFOs

As Pluto is now within orb of conjunction with the North Node I'm remembering an old post connecting this combination with space missions. I remember that Edgar Mitchell, one of the astronauts saw some UFOs from space and was transformed. He has since founded an institute that studies unexplained phenomena.


"Learning Curve on the Ecliptic" wrote a great article about the Challenger crash and connections with the Eclipses and Pluto. I suggest checking it out:


So, today's newspaper has an article about how difficult the Plutonium pollution at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Washington will be to clean up. The problem is 3 times worse than previously reported.


Remember that the first UFO was observed in Washington. I wrote about the first sighting back in a post somewhere.

Most of the Plutonium is now kept under guard in Washington.

Found this article about a pilot who saw a UFO at the Washington Plutonium Plant in 1945.


So, I wonder if the UFOs were built using Plutonium. The Hanford Nuclear Reservation is in Washington. There were other sides in Idaho, the Savannah River Site near Aiken, South Carolina. And probably Los Alamos was a site considering this whole project was started as part of the Manhattan Project. I ripped part of the article off and lost some of the information for the sites. Maybe they are still available in the article I linked to.

Where's Edgar Mitchell right now? Did he get abducted yet?

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Thursday, July 08, 2010

The December 21, 2010 Eclipse and U.S. Saturn Return

I just read that the current Real Estate in my area hasn't suffered such a serious downturn since the Great Depression. For one, that's not such a big deal because it was so damn inflated. Anyone who bought a house here in 2006 was either just way too rich or too damn foolish.

So, at any rate, that news depressed me and I thought I would rotate the wheel on my Solar Fire towards the Grand Trines coming up in 2013 to cheer myself up. Didn't make it that far because I got stuck on the upcoming Eclipse Set. We're in the middle of an Eclipse Set right now. The entire Gulf of Mexico is in major catastrophe due to the Deepwater Horizon spill.

There will be a Total Lunar Eclipse on Dec. 21, 2010 followed by a Partial Lunar Eclipse on Jan. 4, 2011. The Lunar Eclipse looks really prominent in a number of ways. I actually didn't really look at the Solar Eclipse.

Here's what I saw:

From Wikipedia: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_2010_lunar_eclipse)
We haven't had a Total Lunar Eclipse for 3 years. Last one was on Feb. 21, 2008
This one will be followed by 2 more: June 15, 2011 and Dec. 10, 2011

That's a lot of lunacy, especially for Mutable Signs (the rest of us are spent already).

This Eclipse belongs to Saros Cycle 125 which is a series of Eclipses that began with June 17, 1704 and ended with Mar. 19, 2155. The Saros Cycles are sets of Eclipses separated by slightly more than 18 years. The Cycle begins with a short little Eclipse and gradually builds into a long Eclipse and then the Eclipses shrink in length of time until the set finishes. The longest Eclipse in Saros 125 was on Aug. 22, 1812. This is significant for the United States and Britain because we had a major battle in that year. France, led by Napolean, also had a War against Russia. This year, we have the World Cup.

This Eclipse is very significant for the United States because it happens on our Saturn Return. The U.S. Saturn is 15 Libra. This Lunar Eclipse is at 17 Libra. Saturn is exhalted in Libra. Saturn rules Government and Presidents. If one uses the Sibley Chart with the Sadge Rising this will occur in the 11th House. In the July 4 chart Saturn is squaring the Sun 14 Cancer and opposing Chiron.

The Eclipse Chart stands out because it occurs on the last degrees of Gemini-Sagittarius which are the Aries Points. On Wikipedia (or maybe it was the NASA site) this Eclipse stands out because it will be visible to so much of the World. Maybe that means that the World will begin to work as a cohesive blob. Maybe this will be when the Sun decides to zap our electrical grid (that's my idea of humor). At any rate, I wonder if this isn't the December 21 date that the Mayans were referring to because it looks more like what I would expect the 2012 chart to look like.

Another similarity between the U.S. Chart and this Eclipse Chart is coming from the Moon. The Moon in the Sibley Chart is at 28 Aquarius. The Moon in December's Total Lunar Eclipse Chart will be 30 Gemini. That's close to being a trine.

The Moon in the Eclipse Chart stands out because it is lead planet of a Bucket Shape. It is out of bounds at 23 degrees 44' and it is fast 13 degrees 43 minutes. The natal U.S. Chart Moon is also out of bounds and fast (assuming that Sibley was right).

Mars in the Eclipse Chart is also out of bounds 23 degrees 59 minutes. It is at 11 Capricorn and squaring Capricorn's ruler which, in my opinion, is a very intelligent place for Mars to be. Except that Rob Hand or somebody else called this aspect "Driving with the brakes on."

So, it's important to notice that Pluto will be in conjunction with the North Node in Capricorn (5 and 3 degrees respectively). Pluto rules both the Eclipse charts this Winter. That might not look good on paper.

That's right on my natal Saturn. You want some entertainment, try coming with me to a petting zoo to see how many of those cute little furries will try to bite my head off.

Oh, and Venus will be in Scorpio in the 1st House unaspected by major aspect to other planets. Good time for incorporating prostitution. Jupiter-Uranus and Lilith will all be in conjunction with the U.S. Moon so this may be our only hope to get out of the recession. Good for organized crime. Not so hot for public education.

Total Lunar Eclipse
Dec. 21, 2010 8:13:27 am (UT) 4:13 EDT

Sun 30 Sagittarius; Moon 30 Gemini; NN 3 Capricorn Rx; ASC 9 Scorpio; MC 17 Leo


Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Timing Vaccinations?

An English Doctor created an uproar in the Medical Community by saying that Vaccinations can cause Autism. He has now lost his license because parents weren't having their children vaccinated and certain diseases have introduced themselves into the U.S. at any rate. This is actually because of the out of control illegal immigration from 3d world countries but for now we will blame this on the English. Hey guys, that's what you get for speaking English.

I wanted to take a look at what's being done to the babies right now. Western Medical Doctors have become in my eyes like the police. You just try to avoid them because they hurt just as much as they help. But, when you need them, you really need them.

The CDC has published a great website which shows the vaccination schedules for both children and adults. I hope that the doctors at the CDC are half as talented as their computer graphics department because this thing is awesome. It turns out that kids are getting a lot of shots these days. They are being vaccinated for multiple diseases at once and are getting booster shots about every other month during their first 6 months. Most are given in series of 4.

That seems extreme but I wonder if Astrologers couldn't make use of these schedules by instructing people about safety of the timing for each child. Probably Medical Astrologers already do. I mean, maybe if a child's natal chart shows some sort of weakness in an area which is indicated by the disease that he's getting vaccinated for, his vaccinations could be juggled around. He shouldn't be vaccinated during the time of an Eclipse Set over his Sun or Moon or Ascendant. Maybe if Mercury Retrogrades over his 6th House he might be extra vulnerable to nervous system and respiratory disorders. If his first Mars Return is a Retrograde lasting 6 months or so the parents will probably just ask to have him put down (that's a joke, you know, terrible two's...).

I don't know when I received vaccinations but I do know that my Mother would have followed all the Doctors orders and I would have received them on schedule. I know that I got Bronchial Asthma when I was 3 months old. That sounds like a typical disease for a Cancer Sun with Gemini Rising to get. No biggee. But, I got the first attack while there was an Eclipse Set setting off key points in my chart (Sun, Moon, Nodal Axis). Maybe I had a bad reaction to a Whooping Cough vaccination? I spent my entire childhood scaring people with the crazy cough that I would get, after all. At any rate, the Doctors couldn't cure it through any safe baby methods so they ended up giving me what they were giving the adults. I've since read that this was a combination drug for psychiatric problems, both an upper and a downer in the same pill. The drug, also contained a legitimate asthma medication which is kind of difficult to dose. Apparently it is only effective right at the precise level that it also becomes lethal. So, yay, I remember lying in bed gasping for air and thinking: "This shit isn't working, I wonder if I will die today." What can I say? Mercury conjunct Uranus in Leo squaring Jupiter in Scorpio. Either way, I contracted all kinds of weird illnesses during my childhood. Maybe I was just having bad reactions to the vaccinations. Maybe it was the Wonder Bread. Maybe it was the fact that my parents smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day each. Who knows? All the doctors smoked.

I don't have enough of a Medical Astrology knowledge to understand all the influences for the various diseases which are prevented through vaccination so I will give a very rudimentary keyword rulership from Rex Bills' Rulership book. Probably there is really great information out there about this. I think that the Medical Logo should now just be a picture with a syringe with a banner that says "Shut up and take the pill." Why can't Pluto in Virgo just admit that they don't know it all? Instead they start to cite studies.

Here's the link to the CDC list:


Birth - Hepatitis B - Liver - Jupiter/Sagittarius, they give 3 doses of this: Birth, 1 to 2 months, 6 to 8 months, Might also check for afflicted or vulnerable Moon (Moon in Sagittarius or in difficult aspect to Jupiter and relating to a Health House)

DTaP will get 5 doses of this

Diptheria: Taurus, Venus
tetanus: Uranus (Saturn)
pertussis (Whooping Cough): Gemini, Mercury (Sagittarius, Mars) from Bills

Hib will get 4 doses of this

Pneumococcal conjugate (Infections of the blood, brain, joints, inner ears, or lungs).

Infections: Mars, Pluto
Blood: Jupiter, Sagittarius (Leo for Heart, Aquarius for Circulation)
Brain: Mercury, Aries, Moon (1, Sun, 3)
diseases of Brain: Aries, Mercury (Sun)
Joints: Saturn, Capricorn, 10
Lungs: 3, Mercury, Gemini (I thought this was Cancer!)
Pneumonia: Gemini, Mercury, (Saturn, Jupiter)
Inner Ears: Taurus = Ears, but inner ears: Mercury and Saturn (my guess on this one)?

Polio (IPV) Will get 4 doses of this
Saturn, Capricorn (Neptune)

Rotavirus - will get 3 doses of this
Diarrhea and vomiting Virgo (Moon, Mars)

Influenza - 2 doses starting at 6 months or older
Virus: Pluto

MMR - Measles, mumps and rubella (German measles) 2 doses of this
Measles: Mars, Aries (Moon, Venus)
Mumps: Taurus (Aries)

Varicella (Chickenpox) 2 doses of this

Hepatitis A 2 doses
Liver (Jupiter)
Virus (Pluto)

Meningococcal conjugate (Meningitis, septicemia, carditis, septic arthritis, pneumonia)
(not in Bills)
inflammation: Mars, Moon, maybe Jupiter
Sepsis: Saturn, Pluto
Brain: Mars
Spine: Sun, Uranus
Stiff neck: Taurus?
Blood: Jupiter, Sagittarius (Leo, Aquarius)

Human Papillomarvirus (Females only)
Venus, Pluto? (not in Bills)
warts: Saturn (Jupiter)

Pretty interesting how these vaccinations follow certain parts of the planetary return cycles. I've been studying how emotional trauma which occurs at these particular spots can cause problems down the line. So maybe it's best to avoid these dates, especially if the vaccination is going to affect illnesses that are ruled by the particular planet that is having the return. I mean, don't give a boatload of 11-12 year old girls with Jupiter in Scorpio a Human Papillomavirus vaccine. Doi.

The first 18 months are extremely busy for planetary returns of inner planets. 1st year is mostly Lunar Returns. Then at Age 1 there is the first Solar Return. Before and after that point, 2 months in either direction are the Mercury and Venus Returns. The first Mars Return occurs around Age 2. Jupiter's first square and trine occur around Age 3 and 4. The first square of the Nodal Axis (strongly affected by Eclipses) occurs between Age 4 and 5.

Jupiter seems to have a very strong influence. When we are born we are immediately given a Hepatitis B shot and these are repeated every other month for the 1st year and then we are given Hepatitis A shots. At around the Age of the first Jupiter Return kids are now going to be given more and more vaccinations I guess: Tdap (Diptheria, tetanus and whooping cough), Meningitis, and for the girls, warts.

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Sunday, July 04, 2010

Solar Return Chart for United States, 2010

Wish I were Marilyn. I could sing Happy Birthday to the U.S.A. in a way which may wake its sorry ass up. But, sorry, not endowed with those skills. Although I'm going to try to do a little reading for my country tis of thee, that good experiment which turned into a materialistic greed fest for mean people somewhere down the road and may be back on another road to something better. Let's see.

I'm using the Sibley Chart with the Sagittarius Rising.

United States of America
July 4, 1776 5:10 pm Philadelphia, PA


Sun 14 Cancer (H7); Moon 28 Aquarius (H3); ASC 13 Sagittarius; MC 2 Libra; NN 8 Leo Rx

Solar Return Chart for 2010:

Sun 14 Cancer (H12); Moon 23 Aries (H10); ASC 29 Cancer; MC14 Aries; NN 12 Capricorn

Since this is a Solar Return Chart I will look at the Sun first. The Sun in Cancer is placed is the 12th House and is conjunct the South Node. It is opposing Pluto and North Node in the 6th House. This Solar Return is sandwiched between a Lunar and Solar Eclipse so is significant in some way. The planets/signs involved represent the triad of water signs. Something involving health, especially public health. I think that the Health Care bill is going through at some point this year so perhaps this is a significant indicator that this will be the major advancement for the country this year. The Sun in the 12th House could indicate that we will withdraw from relations with other countries and hopefully perhaps withdraw from the wars. The 12th House represents secret enemies and self-undoing. Sun opposite Pluto brings power plays. In H6 and H12 these power plays will be subtle and passive aggressive. There may, just may, be concern from higher up powers to really help people. But there may be a feeling of hopelessness and victimization that needs to be powerfully led. The real stuff that occurs won't be televised.

It looks like anything having to do with selling Glamour will make money this year. Venus is in one of the houses of its rulerships, H2, so the Banking Industry will be very strong. Ben Bernanke will continue in his role as Eye Candy. But Venus is opposed by Neptune in the 8th House of Other People's Money. There could be more bankruptcies and financial losses along with an occasional miracle and/or deception. Money right now can be made off of selling glamour, sugar, drugs, maybe even the arts. Of course, with this Neptune influence, and with the Sun in 12th House the country is struggling with the worst Oil Spill in our history.

This chart has a seesaw chart shape so find a Sagittarius and hold on for dear life, they seem to fare pretty well when life turns into an amusement park ride.

There is a huge push to begin something new, which leadership will just be planting the seeds for, but as a whole we're not ready for it. The Sun, the Moon, the Ascendant and the Midheaven are all in Cardinal Signs. That's starter energy but most of the planets are placed off the angles in the mutable houses. That shows that we're still working on some refinements of old ideas. And the Talking Heads are still wasting a lot of our time with their sweet nothings. Does that mean a lot of useless banter on a blog like this? Actually, it seems that I lose readership when I give accurate information through astrology, so, what the hay.

Jupiter is conjunct Uranus in Aries on the first degrees. That's gotta be good for something. Perhaps there will be inventions right now which will be used in public ways. But they will be associated with greed and ruthlessness and insecurities or lack of knowledge in some way because of the connection with Saturn and Pluto. There will be suppression of real information. We need very much to base decisions on what will truly bring quality of life in the future and not which political party/racist/sexist/mo-fo can undermine the other one best. We are going to hurt ourselves if we continue to be a Nation of Talking Heads but those types are the ones who will make the money this year. Nasty power surges. A huge batch of future evil step-parents will be born this year along with people who have really incredible powers of invention. Start the kids reading Aristotle at a young age and force Plato on them by Jr. High.

Overall, with Pluto in the 6th House I think this shows that the country's heart is in a good place when it comes to understanding where change needs to happen. But, just because someone is faking humility it doesn't mean that they have the personal power or desire to actually do something. We will look for changes in areas of work and public health and hopefully sustainable everyday quality for everyday people and hope to Hell for leadership on these issues.

The media, in particular, could still be hurt. Talking about the little guy is boring as hell, after all. Right now Saturn is in the 3d house in Virgo. They may actually chose to remain silent and fearful on key issues rather than to speak out. Or they may be too authoritarian, too specialized or too analytical or cruel. Oh No, it looks like another Ken Burns special on the horizon!

Mars is also in the 3d House which could show some fresh new insights in this area. Military defense on the internet. Some courageous and adventurous journalism along with a lot of news casters who talk too fast. Maybe Mexico will ask all its expatriots to return home showing confidence in its own people for the first time in its history. Wouldn't that just be the cat's ass?

The Moon rules this Chart and is placed up in the 10th House in Aries. This shows a lot of push and power by Women, the Public, Patriotism, Real Estate, Tradition, Conservative values. This is the only planet on an angle. Martha Stewart may get a cool new show in which she shows us how to bake our children into little pies. Or the melting pot may actually begin to re-gel. There will be a sense of fundamentalism that doesn't consider all angles due to lack of preparedness. There are no planets in any of the other angles so this Lunar Emphasis really stands out.

In anything having to do with business, find a need and fill it.

Higher Education may bring great innovations. Immigrants, or International Relations at any rate, may also either be a huge source of these riches, or they will create a lot of problems by the usual bitching and complaining and materialistic self interest and lack of knowledge. Either way they are figuring strongly. Hopefully the broken sewer and water infrastructure won't bring Cholera into the country in a big way.

Saturn rules the Descendant and H7 House is empty. Our relations with others show that they are enjoying their authority. This could pose a problem through neighboring countries, though, as Mars and Saturn are in Virgo in the 3d house. That has a militant vibe. We have to be careful not to play Big Brother but to also realize when help is needed and to be discerning about how to offer it. The President has a natal Mars in Virgo so he may understand how to deal with this naturally.

Hopefully some other Astrologers will interpret this chart.

edited later on in the day after a beer.)


Friday, July 02, 2010

Al Gore Lets a Snowball Into Hell

Is it hot in here or is that Al Gore? (just had to say it)

An Oregon Massage Therapist has said that Vice President Al Gore hired her, rented her out as it were, to come to his hotel room back in 2006. Al didn't just want a relaxing massage, some kind of special technique with an Asian name that she specializes in. Al had something else on his mind. Hmmm, what could that be? The Massage Therapist says that Al tried to buy a little love. He didn't actually try to barter, he cranked up the music, he grabbed, he pinned her on the bed. This shit always works for Austin Powers. It even works to some extent for Mickey Rourke. And I wonder how many times it has worked for Al Gore. And we don't know exactly what happened. We are innocent here. We don't know. The Massage Therapist didn't leave the room until 1:30. But, as we all know, once one has committed to an appointment, one must always live up to one's end of the bargain.

The Police were notified at some point and they brushed off an investigation. The woman says that her friends, the Birkenstock Crowd, told her to "brush it off." What's more important? Her self esteem or the icebergs? Well, of course the icebergs are more important (although anybody who drives a car apparently doesn't know this, that includes me). Besides, she wasn't raped.

Now the Police are re-opening the case. The woman has been to the rape crisis center and her work has suffered. We are going to hear now about how she's crazy, makes stuff up, once had to swipe her ATM three times through the slot before the transaction went through so even the machinery knows a loser ....

And so now we have a story about Al Gore's style of sexual expression exposed for all to read. I assume that it's close to true. Gore is an Aries and Aries can be aggressive.

When Clinton had his affairs I didn't care because I wasn't surprised. I knew he was a womanizer when I voted for him. But, Al Gore is supposed to be pure as the driven snow. Al Gore is absolutely the only reason why I stopped trying to space out during news talks about politics. I just have to keep growing up. These shockers.

Looking at the astrology for that particular evening is pretty amazing. I don't have her birth date, of course. Her name is Molly. Molly is now 54. This means that back in 2006, which is 4 years ago, she would have been going through her Chiron Return. Chiron is the teacher who couldn't heal his own wounds. So, I wonder if it's typical that one can't heal whatever happens during a Chiron return. Since I'm going through mine now I'd say that it could be.

When connected with Mars, Chiron is sometimes thought to indicate rape. And Chiron was squaring Mars that night. But, it sounds like the Massage Therapist wasn't raped. And, to be honest, it sounds like her reaction is extreme, but then again, I don't know. If you go to a guy's hotel room at the witching hour, you are sort of asking for it. And often this makes rape accusations difficult to understand. It's like how when I was in my 20s and I had friends who ran home through dark alleys in the bad side of town. They all got raped or attacked. Doesn't matter. I went to a party at a better side of town and still got raped. The Neptune in Scorpio generation. I guess that's what we were all about.

And I don't want to think about this except that the astrology is very educational for future Massage Therapists who want to avoid getting attacked when they go to rich guy's hotel rooms in the middle of the night. I don't know what it means for actual Call Girl/Prostitutes which is another story altogether, but it would be nice if somebody thought about their welfare every once in a while. Some nights you can get away with this stuff. And some nights you can't. This particular night was meant for howling, that's for sure. Five planets were in Scorpio and now we've know everything we ever wanted to know about Al Gore's gonads.

So the Scorpio planets. Right at the beginning of Scorpio the Sun, Venus and Mars were together at 2 degrees. That's early in the sign. They had just passed over from Libra. One minute Venus is ruling that conjunction. Next minute Mars is in charge. We're not playing Libra peek-a-boo games anymore.

At the end of Scorpio there was a conjunction of Mercury to Jupiter. Call in the Cops. Call in the Lawyers: Sex for Sale. Mercury and Jupiter rule communications and Scorpio keeps things secret. That's a quandary. Either way, keep the Kundalini under wraps because if that stuff blows right now it's gonna look ugly. So now we all have to ponder "When you say No, do you really mean it?" Scorpio rules revenge. It also rules other people's money. It also rules very deep hurts. And Plutonians say that it leads to healing but the rest of us pretty much don't. (It just leads to Sagittarius which rules Lawyers and trips to Church).

I'm pretty disappointed in Al Gore. Thing is, you don't hire a licensed Massage Therapist for anything but Massage Therapy. I guess Al was afraid of getting the clap from a real hooker maybe? Maybe he was too embarrassed to rent one. Maybe, Capricorn Moon that he is, he was being cheap and just wanted to save a few bucks. What did Eliot Spitzer pay for his big date? $4,000? This licensed massage therapist, STD free, I think received $300 cash. They don't even have sales tax in Oregon. What a deal. Capricorn Moons come up pretty high in the statistics in relation to alcohol abuse so one wonders...

And the Massage Therapist? Well, my dilemma is this. It depends how you look at her. Is she considered a woman in this case? Or is she considered a Professional Massage Therapist? Because as a woman I defend her situation 100 percent, granted I don't have a clue what actually went on. But, I was date raped by an Aries guy so from a subjective point of view (which is all I can give), I feel very bad for her. Yes, friends side with the accused. It's easier. Either way they don't defend you. That's the bad side of hanging out with pacifists. They like to "do" by talking about things and then it turns out they can't even listen. And the married women, you'll be wishing it would happen to them by the time this is over. In the end Molly probably won't be going to anymore midnight rendezvous at hotel rooms. And she shouldn't have been doing that anyway. Let the Hookers do it. Better yet, go give the Hookers a massage. No one deserves to be treated well than they do.

So then there's the question of what can a Massage Therapist expect out in the field? What I mean here is that Massage Therapists are trained to work with the human body. The human body is here first and foremost to procreate. Plus it's Al Gore, we're talking about. He's rich. He's powerful. He couldn't have done the things he's done without his mojo. Plus, physically, he's super stiff and just one warm touch of a finger is probably going to unleash 50,000 past lifetimes of kundalini (assuming that's how Kundalini works). In addition, the guy got royally screwed in his career. There's going to be some major pent up rage going on in there and rage comes from the same place that sexuality does. It also sounds like Al needs to hang up his beer bottles for a stretch at any rate.

The police report alleges that the incident took place at a Hotel Room in Portland, Oregon starting at 11:00 pm on Oct. 24, 2006. The Massage Therapist was supposed to go to the room at 10:30 but Gore delayed the appointment. Al, big mistake. The 10:30 would have set those Scorpio planets off the angles, even in the fun house (H5). Instead you let her in when everything was entering the 4th House. The 4th House rules hotels, but it also rules swamp lands.

And Lilith was there. Lilith is always there. And you don't want to piss a woman off when Lilith is there. Lilith was at 1 Libra right on the IC at the stroke of 11. Libra rules Marriage and IC rules Homelife and, as I said, also Hotels and Swamps, and the Aries Point brings everything before the public eye. And Lilith? Lilith is the first wife. Need we say more? She got dumped by Adam because she wanted equality with him. And she killed the kids to get revenge (in some of the stories, not the ones that the Birkenstockers read, but ..).

Of course, the Midheaven of this Chart, the point on the wheel that shows how it will be viewed by the public, is at 1 Aries and that's aggression.

Big Chunk of Iceberg snaps off Al Gore's Beer Bottle

Oct. 24, 2006 11:00 pm Portland, Or

Sun 2 Scorpio; Moon 6 Sagittarius; ASC 23 Cancer; MC 1 Aries; NN 24 Pisces

Wouldn't you just love to be working for Al Gore's Lawyer right now and stamping "Confidential" in big red letters on all this paperwork? Oh, the after effects of those super Scorpio nights....


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