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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Mega Ball - 3 Winners

No word yet on who exactly won the biggest Lottery of all time. According to what I just read which I don't have link for there were 3 winning tickets.

Winning places were:

Town of Red Bud near St. Louis in Illinois?
Baltimore County, Maryland
somewhere in Kansas, i.e. Oz

I talked about how Jupiter and Venus were on the Descendant and was hoping that this would somehow describe the winners. Aside from wondering if they're not all Diabetics (Noel Tyl relates Venus-Jupiter combos with Diabetes)

Looked up astrolocality chart for the drawing and found that the Jupiter DS line runs down from Milwaukee/Chicago to just east of Houston. St. Louis is right on it! Baltimore MD is under the influence of the Mars MC and Cihron IC lines. I don't think that Kansas was under any particular lines.

The winning numbers were

02-04-23-28-46 The MegaBall no. was 23

That means that you would have had to have picked the number 23 twice. I know that when I was picking numbers I didn't even think of repeating any.

Anyway, it's interesting that 23 is an age related to the 2d Jupiter Return which happens between ages 23 and 24. That's as far as I will go to try to relate the numbers to the astrology chart because one can get really nuts about that.

Congratulations to the Winners!!! I read what I thought was some really good advice which said to go ahead and spend some money now but to wait a year before making the major decisions.

Oh yeah, Jupiter is conjunct Lilith.

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Friday, March 30, 2012

The Mega Millions Lottery

Big Things can come in small lottery tickets.

Think of 5 numbers, add a 6th, write them down, and go buy a Lottery Ticket today. If you win you could become the next Mark Zuckerberg.

Tonight at 11:00 pm someone or a group of people will collectively win over half a BILLION dollars! Right now the pot is set at 640 million dollars. This is the biggest Lottery prize ever. I guess the big earth Grand Trine between Mars-Jupiter and Pluto had to pool into something extraordinary. The Earth element is related to material stuff and whomever wins this Lottery is going to spend the rest of their lives seeing how the world works for people who have a lot of stuff. The Grand Trine is in the process of phasing out and now there is a Grand Square in the process of forming. I was just thinking the other day about how Uranus is probably tied to the idea of how you have to be careful what you wish for you may get it.

I wanted to look at the chart to see if I could guess who would win the money. I can't. But here are some guesses.

Biggest Lottery Prize Ever
Mega Millions

March 30, 2012 11:00 pm

Sun 11 Aries; Moon 15 Cancer; ASC 20 Scorpio; MC 28 Leo; NN 9 Sagittarius RX

Jupiter rules Luck and Venus rules Money through her rulership of Taurus. Both these planets are in conjunction with the Descendant at 11:00 pm tonight Atlanta time. I still don't know where the Lottery will be held. I think its in Georgia and the tickets can be purchased all over the U.S.

So if this describes the Winner we can look for a Taurus or a Sagittarius type? Maybe a group of women or college professors or lawyers or bankers. Hahaha, wouldn't that be funny? Actually, there are a lot of psychic types who have Taurus-Sagittarius combos, so maybe some poor tarot card reader out there will divine the lucky Lotto. Perhaps some immigrants or people from foreign lands will win.

Maybe the cycles associated with Venus and Jupiter will indicate the winners? Jupiter follows a roughly 11 or 12 year cycle. Venus is associated with an 8 year cycle with the Sun which would affect a person with a Sun-Venus conjunction. So, maybe the winners will be roughly Ages 11.5, 23, 35, 47, 58, etc. Or 8, 16, 24, 32, 40, 48, etc. Maybe these numbers will be the winning numbers, who knows?

Since the North Node is in Jupiter's sign and is in the first house of the chart this perhaps means that the winner or winners will have the Gemini/Sagittarius pole on one of their angles. I suppose the Sagittarius North Node might bring more luck than usual, especially for people who exhibit the Sadge charm. So crack a joke, pray to God while crossing your fingers behind your back as the balls begin to bounce.

The Sun in Aries is in a wide separating conjunction with Uranus and these are placed in the 5th House at 11:00 pm tonight. Hopes and Wishes and surprises in the house of gambling and risk. Yeah, that sounds like a Lottery event.

The Moon will be at 15 Cancer in the 8th House of other people's money and in a t-square. Moon is in her own sign as is Venus. This bodes well, once again, for the luck of the women, especially married women. Hopefully a group of transexuals will win. They're not married, so they would have to be either bankers or religious nuts or college students or professors. Wouldn't that be fun?

The Moon is opposing Pluto over the house axis of the Astrology wheel that directly rules Money, that is House 2 and House 8. They are squaring the Sun-Uranus combination in the 5th House of Risk and Gambling and Fun. Boy, I don't know how there can't be a winner with this chart but we'll see.

I think the dead relatives (Pluto, House 8, Moon) will be manipulating the outcome. It looks like someone might be manipulating the outcome with Neptune-Chiron conjunct the IC of the chart from H4 opposing Mars Retrograde in Virgo from H10 of the chart. The person with the most dead relatives, preferably Aunts and Grandmothers and Mothers will win this Lottery.

The tension created by the empty leg of the t-square finds its solution in the 11th House. Uranus rules the 11th House so Hopes and Wishes and Shocks and Surprises are at the center of all this. The house is ruled by the sign of Virgo and is empty. It's ruler, Mercury, is Retrograde in Pisces at 25 degrees and down in the 4th House. Maybe the ticket holder will have lost his ticket. Wouldn't that be a drag? Be careful to hide yours from thieves.

Saturn is sort of looking crappy here. He's in Libra which is a good placement for his sign, but he is at the last degrees of Scorpio Retrograde and he's so sick and tired of Libra energy always having to see others living the life that they want he could just diah. Oh yeah, and he's on the cusp of the 12th House. That could indicate theives and secret enemies who are lurking in the corners.

Just in case, here's a link to Shirley Jackson's story called "The Lottery." I've read it a couple of times in the last month.

Sun conjunct Uranus in Aries might get a little feisty. Maybe Anonymous will hack the bouncing balls and steal the fortune. Or maybe they'll finally learn that they belong down on earth here with the rest of us. Wouldn't that be a nice lesson?

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Monday, March 19, 2012

Spring Equinox 2012

Is it the Equinox or the Solstice? Doesn't matter. California didn't have a Winter really. It was more like menopause. The trees bloomed before the leaves fell of the trees. Wonder what the nuts and fruits will look like this year. ( Hahah, California joke.)

So, Spring, Summer, Meth, Pot. It's all the same. Neptune's in Pisces. Sun is at the beginning of the wheel looking to start up a whole new year. Action before Detox. You never know you have a problem until after you've driven your car off a cliff?

Spring Equinox
Mar. 20, 2012 1:27 am Washington, DC

Sun 1 Aries; Moon 3 Pisces; ASC 15 Sagittarius; MC 4 Libra; NN 9 Sagittarius

This Equinox is special because it features the Grand Trine of Mars 8 Virgo RX to Jupiter 11 Taurus to Pluto 10 Capricorn. This has lasted a long time because Mars is RX and moving slowly. Good News about the recession. Pluto is in the 1st house so somebody's going to tell the rest of us that they have the power to transform us. In Capricorn, though. They could become ruthlessly ruthless. Or old, decrepit and kind. Or both, which is always confusing and leads to Uranian revolts and things.

Mercury and Mars are featured in this chart because they are both Retrograde. So, whatever Retrogrades of personal planets mean to you is what this chart is all about. Merc and Mars are also in mutual reception with each other. Could be a cesspool of the past coming back to bite you. Or, finally, you get to bite back. Mars 8 Virgo Rx will be in 9th House for the Wash DC chart. This features work forces from other countries and the lawyers, religions, international relations, which make life better for them than it does for the locals. It could also affect transportation in some way, especially with the chart's Moon-Neptune in H3 as well (Neptune rules Gas and Oil).

Mercury and Mars working together rule the brain and the thinking and the cognitive processes. Whatever you were doing for the first two years of your life, this will have a subconscious impact of how you handle this solstice.equinox.global warming thing. Because that's when your Fine and Gross motor skills were developing.

Mercury is RX in Aries and in conjunction with the Sun and Uranus at the bottom of the chart. Maybe we'll find out what's at the center of the earth for once and for all. Don't stick your finger in the socket, that's all I'm saying. Electrocution could be a big deal. The conjunction of Mercury to Uranus will last an extra long time because of Mercury's Retrograde. This energy will last until April 22 when these planets will be in conjunction at 7 Aries for the last time this year. That certainly looks like earthquakes to me, but Mercury Rx might put a hold on it.

Wonder if all these Solar Flairs might actually do some damage. Anything's better than all this media overkill. And a scientist might actually perfect his prediction techniques.

Fortunately, there's a Presidential election coming up so the candidates can insult the crap out of each other and this might have a cathartic effect on the rest of us. Either way, words are going to spark. Personally, I think I might get sick watching Mitt Romney and Barack Obama verbally spar because neither one of them is capable of verbal abuse. Which might be the problem. I mean, is this election totally bogus, or what? Mitt Romney is Mormon. Mormon's spend a great deal of their lives preparing for the end of the world. They hoard supplies in their houses. What would it be like if a Mormon were to become President in 2012 which has so much doomsday prophecy stuff. The earth is going to align with the Galactic Center. Venus is going to end her freaky 8 year stint in Gemini. The Arabs might be able to get their countries back. Or they might seek revenge. Pluto in 1st house might want to sabotage and seek revenge.

Okay, so Venus and Neptune in this chart are both in the signs that they rule. That's great for doing art and shooting up. I'd advice investing in new sun tanning lotion inventions and WD-40 and KY Jelly because grease and lubricant is going to be everywhere. Things might flow, or people might be in denial about how they can't flow when everyone is so in denial. At any rate, I like Art and this is great for the Artists. Or for the plagiarists. Ew, and maybe Rick Santorum will be the one who actually wins the primaries. You know, because of what his name means and all. Sorry, had to say it, a friend posted something on Facebook which almost made me throw up. Everyone in San Francisco was "liking" it though.

Moon will be in conjunction with Neptune and Chiron in the 3d House. This means that nobody is going to be honest but everyone is going to be believable.

This chart actually shows a lot of easy going stuff. Nothing is in signs of fall or detriment. Sun and Saturn is in exhaltation. Venus and Neptune are in rulership. Mercury and Mars in mutual reception. There's a t-square between Mars and the Nodes and the Moon-Neptune. All these people in the news who are wigging out because of personal problems might be getting a little HappyHappy from big pharmaceutical, along with brain damage, of course, on account of the Mercury-Mars stuff. So moody, moody in a mutable sign way. Your neighbors aren't who you think they are, but maybe there will be something good on TV.

The Sun rules this chart from the 3d house right down at the IC. Big Media might come back. If I set the ASC correctly it is at 15 Sagittarius which seems to always bring on an Arab attack. This is important because Venus is finishing up the last part of her 8 year cycle in conjunction with the Sun and I think that will be around 14-15 Gemini. That's where the SAturn-Pluto opposition was on 911.

I forgot what the astrolocality lines were doing because I looked at the Supermoon coming up on April 6. The Uranus MC line runs right through the Bay Area for the Supermoon chart. Uranus rules Earthquakes. In the Washington DC Supermoon chart the Sun-Moon opposition between 18 Aries and 18 Libra are in Houses 8 and 2, respectively. In the California Supermoon charts this full moon is crossing the H4-10 angles. That might be earthquakey. It's earthquake season in Northern California, cardinal signy. The Hayward fault might wait until Saturn is in Scorpio, though. Uranus rules technology and crowds and freaky stuff as well, so it doesn't have to be bad. The illegals apparently have set up their own underground communication system to take over the earth. Maybe Obama will hire Jerry Brown to fill in or something. Anyway, Surprise!

The Full Moon lines, ie Sun and Moon will be passing thorugh Arizona, Utah, Idaho, Montana.

Saturn IC will move through Texas. For some reason there's always a Saturn line running through Texas. WTF.

By the time of the Supermoon, The big happy Grand Earth Trine between Mars in Virgo, Jupiter in Taurus and Pluto in Capricorn will give way to a Grand Square between Mars in Virgo, Venus in Gemini, Neptune-Chiron in Pisces and the Nodal Axis. Oooo, Stock Market go down?

There are 3 Supermoons right in a row. So, be sure to read Richard Nolle's predictions over there at Astropro.

April 6, 2012 3:27 pm Wash DC

Sun 18 Aries; Moon 18 Libra; ASC 28 Leo?; NN 8 Sagittarius


Saturday, March 17, 2012

Hopefully Not Taking a Shower with George Clooney

Well, I've been told that jail is the best sex you'll ever have (jokingly). Hope that's not too true because actor George clooney just got arrested yesterday for picketing for us to provide aid to end warcrimes in the Sudan. I suppose that he didn't really meet the inmates because he's rich and famous and his intentions were all noble, but I sure wouldnt want to take a shower in a place like jail if I looked like George clooney.

Clooney is 50 years old so he's going through his Chiron return. Natal Chiron in his chart is in the sign of Pisces which is the sign which rules charitable deeds and compassion for worldly failings. It also rules jail which is where georage ended up. His natal Chiron is strongly placed in Clooney's chart in conjunction with his ascendant from the Pisces 12th house. It is also in conjunction with his south node which shows that an event related to this aspect might not succeed as planned due to the fact that Herod too much of this stuff in a past life. Or because this is an already developed part of his innate being which must be balanced by situations related to north node. And that's maybe a little bit of a challenge for Clooney as his natal north node is in conjunction with his natal Pluto in Virgo. This guy wants to change the world through service. But, yeah, Pluto in Virgo can always indicate interactions with the police, even if, like me, they think you're awesome.

Funny how George Clooney is a Taurus with Capricorn moon, just like Hitler. I know, I know, as a cap moon myself I have to be told that cap moons are always fascists, especially by self professed healer types. When you think about it cap moon men make really beautiful male movie stars like Johnny depo and brad Pitt and George clooney. We women just really love a guy who is structurally perfect and looks like he doesn't really want to be there.

The transiting sun in Pisces would be in Clooney's first house, so that didn't help either. I didn't look up the transits beyond the Chiron return return thing.

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Saturday, March 03, 2012

Astrology App for iPhone and iPad

iAstrolog is a great app for drawing up basic charts.